extends the distances from furlongs to leagues; deepens
the caverns from yards to furlongs; and exalts fell
and scar into Alps and Andes. In the same way
he has to marry eight wives (not seven as has been
usually, and even by the present writer, said), who
are distractingly beautiful and wonderfully wise,
but who seldom live more than two years: and has
a large number of children about whom he says nothing,
“because he has not observed in them anything
worth speaking about.” The courtships are
varied between abrupt embraces soon after introduction,
and discussions on Hebrew, Babel, “Christian-deism,”
and the binomial theorem. In the most inhospitable
deserts, his man or boy[10] is invariably able to produce
from his wallet “ham, tongue, potted blackcock,
and a pint of cyder,” while in more favourable
circumstances Buncle takes his ease in his inn by
consuming “a pound of steak, a quart of green
peas, two fine cuts of bread, a tankard of strong
ale, and a pint of port” and singing cheerful
love-ditties a few days after the death of an adored
wife. He comes down the side of precipices by
a mysterious kind of pole-jumping—half a
dozen fathoms at a drop with landing-places a yard
wide—like a chamois or a rollicking Rocky
Mountain ram. Every now and then he finds a skeleton,
with a legend of instructive tenor, in a hermitage
which he annexes: and almost infallibly, at the
worst point of the wilderness, there is an elegant
country seat with an obliging old father and a lively
heiress ready to take the place of the last removed
charmer.
[10] It has been observed,
and is worth observing, that the
eighteenth-century hero, even
in his worst circumstances, can
seldom exist without a “follower.”
Mad, however, as this sketch may sound, and certainly
not quite sane as Amory may have been, there is a
very great deal of method in his, and some in its,
madness. The flashes of shrewdness and the blocks
of pretty solid learning (Rabelaisian again) do not
perhaps so much concern us: but the book, ultra-eccentric
as it is, does count for something in the history
of the English novel. Its descriptions, rendered
through a magnifying glass as they are, have considerable
power; and are quite unlike anything in prose fiction,
and most things in prose literature, before it.
In Buncle himself there is a sort of extra-natural,
“four-dimension” nature and proportion
which assert the novelist’s power memorably:—if
a John Buncle could exist, he would very probably be
like Amory’s John Buncle. Above all, the
book (let it be remembered that it came before Tristram
Shandy) is almost the beginning of the Eccentric
Novel—not of the satiric-marvellous type
which Cyrano and Swift had revived from Lucian, but
of a new, a modern, and a very English variety.
Buncle is sometimes extraordinarily like Borrow (on
whom he probably had influence), and it would not
be hard to arrange a very considerable spiritual succession
for him, by no means deserving the uncomplimentary
terms in which he dismisses his progeny in the flesh.