discourse, whereto he listened with no little attention.
The time serving fit for the fellows purpose, he came
behind the Gentleman, and as many times one friend
wil familiarly with another, clap his hands over his
eyes to make him guesse who he is, so did this companion,
holding his hands fast over the Gentlemans eyes, sayde:
who am I: twise or thrise, in which time the
drab had gotten the purse and put it up. The Gentleman
thinking it had been some merrie friend of his, reckoned
the names of three or foure, when letting him go,
the crafty knave dissembling a bashful shame of what
he had done, said: By my troth sir I crie ye
mercy, as I came in at the Church doore, I took ye
for such a one (naming a man) a verie friend of mine,
whome you very much resemble: I beseech ye be
not angrie, it was verie boldlye done of me, but in
penance of my fault, so please yee to accept it, I
will bestow a gallon or two of Wine on yee, and so
laboured him earnestly to go with him to the taverne,
stil alledging his sorow for mistaking him. The
Gentleman little suspecting how who am I had handled
him, seeing how sorie he was, and seeming to be a
man of no such base condition: tooke all in good
part, saying: No harme sir, to take one for another,
a fault wherein any man may easily erre, and so excusing
the acceptation of his wine, because he was busie
there with a gentlewoman his friend: the trecher
with courtesie departed, & the drab (having what shee
would) shortning her tale, hee desiring her to come
to his Chamber the next morning, went to the place
where her copes-mate and she met, and not long after,
divers other of the crue, who bearing in what manner
this act was performed, smiled a good therat, that
she had both got the Gentlemans purse, her owne money
againe, and his advise for iust nothing. He that
had done this tall exploit, in a place so open in
view, so hardly to be come by, & on a man that made
no meane esteem of his wit: bids his fellowes
keepe the worthles name of a Conny-catcher to themselves:
for he hence-foorth would bee termed a Foole-taker,
and such as could imitate this quaint example of his,
(which he would set down as an entrance into that
art) should not thinke scorne to become his schollers.
Night drawing on apace, the Gentleman returned home,
not al this while missing his purse, but being set
at supper, his wife intreated a pint of Sack, which
hee minding to send for: drewe to his purse, and
seeing it gone, what strange lookes (beside sighs)
were betweene him and his wife. I leave to your
supposing, and blame them not: for as I have
heard, there was seven pound in gold, beside thirtie
shillings and od white money in the purse. But
in the middle of his griefe, hee remembred him that
said, who am I: Wherewith hee brake foorth into
a great laughter, the cause whereof his wife beeing
desirous to know, he declared all that passed between
him and the deceiuer, as also how sone afterward the
queane abreuiated her discourse and followed:
so in troth wife (quoth he) betweene who am I and
the drab, my purse is gone: let his lesse teach
others to looke better to theirs.