after some few more speeches, about their parents and
friends in the countrey, she seeing him laid in bed,
and all such thinges by him as she deemed needfull,
with a low courtesie I warrant ye, commits him to
his quiet, and so went to bed to her fellowes the maidseruants.
Well did this hypocrite perceive the keyes of the doores
carried into the goodmans chamber, wherof he being
not a litle glad, thoght now they would imagine all
things sure, and therfore doutlesse sleep the sounder:
as for the keyes, he needed no helpe of them, because
such as hee go neuer vnprouided of instruments fitting
their trade, & so at this time was this notable trecher.
In the dead time of the night when sound sleepe makes
the eare vnapt to heare the verie least noyse, he
forsaketh his bed, & hauing gotten al the plate bound
up togither in his cloke, goeth down into the shop,
where well remembring both the plate & parcels, maketh
vp his pack with some twenty pounds worth of goods
more. Then setling to his engin, he getteth the
doore off the hinges, and being foorth, lifteth close
to againe, and so departs, meeting with in a doozen
paces, three or foure of his companions that lurked
therabouts for the purpose. Their word for knowing
each other, as is said, was Quest, and this villains
comfortable newes to them, was Twag, signifiyng hee
had sped: ech takes a fleece for easier carriage,
and so away to Belbrow, which as I haue heard is as
they interpret it, the house of a theefe receiuer,
without which they can do nothing, and this house
with an apt porter to it, standes ready for them al
houres of the night: too many such are there in
London, the maisters whereof beare countenance of
honest substantiall men, but all their living is gotten
in this order, the end of such (though they scape
awhile) will be sailing westward in a Cart to Eiborn.
Imagine these villanies there in their iollitie,
the one porting point by point his cunning deceipt,
and the other (fitting his humour) extolling the deede
with no meane commendations. But returning to
the honest Citizen, who finding in the morning how
dearly he paid for a gammon of bacon, and a cheese,
and how his kinde courtesie was thus trecherously
requited: blames the poore maide, as innocent
herein as himselfe, and imprisoning her, thinking
so to regaine his owne: griefe with ill cherishing
there shortens her life: And thus ensueth one
hard hap upon another, to the great griefe both of
maister and mistresse, when the trueth was knowne,
that they so wronged their honest servant: how
it may forewarne others, I leave to your owne opinions,
that see what extraordinarie devises are now avayed,
to beguile the simple and honest liberall minded.
Of a notable knave, who for his cunning deceiving a gentleman of his purse: scorned the name of a Conny-catcher, and would needs be termed a Foole-taker, as maister and beginner Of that new found Arte.


