O Gods will (quoth the Cony-catcher, repeating his
masters name) a very honest Gentleman, of such a place
is he not? naming a shire of the Country: for
hee must knowe both name, Country and somtimes what
Gentlemen dwell neere the partie that is to bee over
reached, ere hee can proceed. No in deede Sir
(answered the servingman, with such reverence as it
had beene to an honest Gentleman indeed) my Master
is of such a place, a mile from such a Towne, and
heard by such a knights house: by which report
the deceiver was halfe instructed, because though
he was ignorant of the fellows Master, yet wel he
knew the Country, and the knight named. So crauing
pardon that he had mistaken him, he returnes againe
into the Church, and the servingman trudgeth about
his assigned busines. Being come to the rest
of the crew, he appointes one of them (whome he knew
to be expert in deed), to take this matter in hand,
for him self might not do it, least the servingman
should return and know him, he schooled the rest likewise
what euery man should do when the pinch came, and
changing his cloke with one of his fellowes, walked
by himselfe attending the feate: and every one
being as ready, the apointed fellow makes his sally
foorth, and comming to the Gentleman, calling him
by his name, giues him the courtesie and embrace, likewise
thanking him for good choere he had at his house, which
he did with such seemly behaviour & protestation,
as the Gentleman (thinking the other to be no lesse)
used like action of kindenesse to him. Now as
Country Gentlemen haue many visiters both with neere
dwelling neighbours, and freends that iourney from
farre, whom they can hardly remember, but some principall
one that servus as countenance to the other:
so hee not discrediting the cunning mates words, who
still at every point alleaged his kinred to the knight
neighbor to the Gentleman, which the poore serving
man had (doubting no ill) reuealed before, and that
both there and at his owne house in hawking time with
that knight and other Gentlemen of the countrey he
had liberally tasted his kindnes: desiring pardon
that he had forgotten him, and offered him the curtesie
of the citie. The Conny-catcher excused himselfe
for that time, saying, at their next meeting hee would
bestow it on him. Then seeming to have espyed
his chaine, and commending the fairenes and woorkemanship
thereof: saies, I pray ye sir take a litle counsel
of a friend, it may be you will returne thankes for
it. I wonder quoth he, you dare weare such a
costly Jewell so open in sight, which is euen but
a baite to entice bad men to adventure time and place
for it, and no where sooner then in this cittie, where
(I may say to you) are such a number of Connycatchers,
Cossoners and such like, that a man can scarecly koepe
any thing from them, they have so many reaches and
sleights to beguile withall: which a very especiall
freend of mine found too true not manye dayes since.
Weereupon he tolde a very solemne tale, of villanies


