The Third and Last Part of Conny-Catching. (1592) eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 43 pages of information about The Third and Last Part of Conny-Catching. (1592).

The Third and Last Part of Conny-Catching. (1592) eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 43 pages of information about The Third and Last Part of Conny-Catching. (1592).
smiling that he was so well paid for so small a trifle:  the partie perceiuing his merry countenance, and imagining he gest for what purpose the knife was, sayde, honest man, whereat smile you?  By my troth sir (quoth the Cutler) I smile at your knife, because I never made one so litle before:  and were it not offensive unto you, I would request to know to what use you will put it too?  Wilt thou keepe my counsaile (quoth the Nipe) yea on mine honestie (quoth the Cutler.) Then hearken in thy eare said the Nip, and so rounding with him, cut the poore mans purse that houng at his bosom, he neuer faeling when he did it:  with this knife (quoth the Nippe) meane I to cut a purse, marry god forbid (quoth the Cutler) I cannot thinke you to be such a kind of man, I see you loue to iest, and so they parted.

The poore man, not so wise as to remember his owne purse, when by such a warning hee might haue taken the offendour dooing the deede, but rather proud (as it were) that his money was so easily earned:  walkes to the Alehouse, which was within a house or two of his owne, and finding there three or foure of his neighbors with whom he began to iest very pleasantly:  sweares by cocke and pie hee would spend a whole groat uppon them, for hee had gotten it and more, cleerely by a good bargaine that morning.

Though it was no maruell to see him so liberall, because indeede he was a good companion:  yet they were loth to put him to such cost, nothwithstanding he would need doe it, and so farre as promise stretcht, was presently fild in and set upon the boord.  In the drinking time often he wisht to meet more such customers as he had done that morning, and commended him for a very honest gentleman I warrant you.  At length, when the reckoning was to be paide, hee drawes to his purse, where finding nothing left but a peece of the string in the button hole, I leave to your iudgement, whether he was now as sorie as he was merrie before.

Blanck and all amort sits the poore Cutler, and with such a pittifull countenance, as his neighbours did not a little admire his solemne alteration, and desirous to know the cause thereof, from point to point he discourseth the whole manner of the tragedie, neuer naming his new customer, but with such a farre fetcht sigh, as soule and body would have parted in sunder.  And in midst of all his griefe, he brake forth into these termes.  Ile belieue a man the better by his word while I know him, the knife was bought to cut a purse indeed, and I thanke him for it, hee made the first proofe of the edge with mee.  The neigbbours greeving for his losse, yet smiling at his folly to be so overreached, were faine to pay the groate the Cutler called in, because he had no other money about him, and spent as much more beside to driue away his heauinesse.

This tale, because it was somewhat misreported before, upon talke had with the poore Cutler himselfe, is set downe now in true forme and manner how it was done, therefore is there no offence offered, when by better consideration, a thing may be enlarged or amended, or at least the note be better confirmed.  Let the poore Cutlers mishap example others, that they brag not over hastily of gaine easily gotten, least they chance to pay as deerely for it, as he did.

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
The Third and Last Part of Conny-Catching. (1592) from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.