a pinte of white, and a pinte of claret, casting his
cloake upon the table, and falling to his former communication
of preferring the yoong man. The wine is brought,
and two cuppes withall, as is the vsuall manner:
when drinking to them of the one pinte, they pledge
him, not unthankfull for his gentlenesse. After
some time spent in talke, and as he perceived fit
for his purpose, hee takes the other cup, and tastes
the other pinte of wine: wherewith he finding
fault, that it dranke somewhat harde, sayd, that Rose-water
and Sugar would do no harme: whereupon he leaves
his seate, saying he was well acquainted with one
of the seruants of the house, of whom he could have
two penny worth of Rose-Water for a penny, and so
of Sugar likewise, wherefore be would step to the
barre unto him, so taking the cup in his hand, hee
did: the young men neuer thinking on any such
treacherie as ensued, in that he seemed an honest
man, and beside left his cloake lying on the table
by them. No more returnes the yonker with Rose-water
and Sugar, but stepping cut of doores, unseene of
any, goes away roundly with the cup. The young
men not a little wondering at his long tarrying, by
the comming of the seruants to see what they wanted,
who tooke no regarde of his sudden departure, finde
themselves there left, not onely to pay for the wine,
but for the Cuppe also, being rashlye supposed by the
maister and his seruants to be copartners with the
treacherous villaine: but their honest behaviour
well knowne, as also their simplicity too much abused,
well witnessed their innocencie: notwithstanding
they were faine to pay for the cup, as afterwarde they
did, hauing nothing towardes their charge but a thred
bare cloake not worth two shillings. Take heede
how you drinke wine with any such companions.
Of an honest housholder which was cuningly deceyued
by a subtill companion, that came to hire a Chamber
for his Master.
Not farre from Charing Crosse dwelleth an honest young
man, who being not long since married, and having
more roomes in his house than himselfe occupyeth,
either for terme time, or the Court lying so neere,
as divers do, to make a reasonable commoditie, and
to ease house-rent, which (as the worlde goeth now
to none of the cheapest) letteth foorth a chamber
or two, according as it may be spared. In an
evening but a while since, came one in the manner of
a Seruing man to this man and his wife, and he must
needes have a Chamber for his Maister, offering so
largely, as the bargaine was soone concluded betweene
them. His intent was to have fingered some bootie
in the house, as by the sequele it may bee likeliest
gathered: but belike no fit thing lying abroad,
or hee better regarded then happily be would be, his
expectation that way was frustrated, yet as a resolute
Conny-catcher indeed, that scorneth to attempt without
some successe, and rather will pray upon small commoditye,
then returne to his fellows disgraced with a lost
labor: he summons his wits together, & by a smooth