“Well, you’ll have to ask somebody that knows.  I never seen her, myself, except when you was leadin’ her down to the depot, and you and her talked it over private like—­the way I heard it.  I was gitting a hair-cut and shampoo at the time.  First I heard, you was married.  I should think you’d remember it yourself.”  Sandy looked at Ford curiously.

“I kinda remember standing up and holding hands with some woman and somebody saying:  ‘I now pronounce you man and wife,’” Ford confessed miserably, his face in his hands again.  “I guess I must have done it, all right.”

Sandy was kind enough when not otherwise engaged.  He got up and put a basin of water on the stove to warm, that Ford might bathe his hurts, and he made him a very creditable drink with lemon and whisky and not too much water.

“The way I heard it,” he explained further, “this lady come to town looking for Frank Ford Cameron, and seen you, and said you was him.  So—­”

“I ain’t,” Ford interrupted indignantly.  “My name’s Ford Campbell and I’ll lick any darned son-of-a-gun—­”

“Likely she made a mistake,” Sandy soothed.  “Frank Ford Cameron, she had you down for, and you went ahead and married her willing enough.  Seems like there was some hurry-up reason that she explained to you private.  She had the license all made out and brought a preacher down from Garbin.  Bill Wright said he overheard you tellin’ her you’d do anything to oblige a lady—­”

“That’s the worst of it; I’m always too damned polite when I’m drunk!” grumbled Ford.

Sandy, looking upon his bruised and distorted countenance and recalling, perhaps, the process by which Ford reached that lamentable condition, made a sound like a diplomatically disguised laugh.  “Not always,” he qualified mildly.

“Anyway,” he went on, “you sure married her.  That’s straight goods.  Bill Wright and Rock was the witnesses.  And if you don’t know why you done it—­” Sandy waved his hands to indicate his inability to enlighten Ford.  “Right afterwards you went out to the bar and had another drink—­all this takin’ place in the hotel dining-room, and Mother McGrew down with neuralagy and not bein’ present—­and one drink leads to another, you know.  I come in then, and the bunch was drinkin’ luck to you fast as Sam could push the bottles along.  Then you went back to the lady—­and if you don’t know what took place you can search me—­and pretty soon Bill said you’d took her and her grip to the depot.  Anyway, when you come back, you wasn’t troubled with no attack of politeness!

“You went in the air with Bill, first,” continued Sandy, testing with his finger the temperature of the water in the basin, “and bawled him out something fierce for standing by and seeing you make a break like that without doing something.  You licked him—­and then Rock bought in because some of your remarks kinda included him too.  I d’ know,” said Sandy, scratching his unshaven jaw reflectively, “just how the fight did go between you ‘n’ Rock.  You was both using the whole room, I know.  Near as I could make out, you—­or maybe it was Rock—­tromped on Big Jim’s bunion.  This cold spell’s hard on bunions—­and Big Jim went after you both with blood in his eye.