undertaken to pay all his expenses.  But when application was made to these institutions, their secretaries professed a complete and chilling ignorance of GORTON, and the deputation from Ballywhacket, which had gone to London in search of gold, had to return empty-handed to their native place, after wasting a varied stock of full-flavoured Irish denunciation on the London pavements.  But GORTON was undaunted.  He actually published an address in which he lashed the hateful ingratitude of men who betrayed their friends with golden words, and abandoned them shamefully in the hour of defeat.  But never, so he said, would he abandon the betrayed electors of Ballywhacket.  Others might shuffle, and cheat and cozen, but he might be counted upon to remain firm, faithful, and incorruptible amidst the seething waves of political turpitude.

Having issued this, he vanished again, and was heard of no more for six or seven years.  Then he gradually began to emerge again.  He was engaged in the completion of an immense work of genealogical research, which was intended to cast an entirely new light on many obscure incidents of English history.  For this he solicited encouragement—­and subscriptions.  He enclosed with his appeals some specimen pages, which appeared to promise marvels of industry and research.  His preface was a wonderful essay, of which a HAYWARD would scarcely have been ashamed.  In this way he gathered a large amount of money from historical enthusiasts with more ardour than knowledge, and from old friends who, knowing his real ability, believed that he had at last determined to justify the opinions of him which they had always held and expressed.  It is unnecessary to add that not another line was written.  For several years ill health was supposed to hinder him.  We read piteous stories of his struggles against the agonies of neuralgia and rheumatics, some of us threw good money after bad in the effort to relieve the imaginary sufferer; but to this day the proofs of PERKIN WARBECK’s absolute claim to the throne, and of JACK CADE’s indubitable royal descent remain in the scheming brain of GORTON.  Eventually the poor wretch did die in penury, but over that part of his story I need not linger.  The irony of fate ordained that when he was actually in want he should wish to be thought in possession of a large income.

I knew a Clergyman once—­at least I had every reason to believe him to be a lawfully ordained Minister of the Church of England.  He was taken on as temporary Curate in a remote district.  His life, while he remained there, was exemplary.  He was untiring in good works; the poor adored him, the well-to-do honoured him.  We all thought him a pattern of unselfish and almost primitive saintliness, and when he departed from us he went with a silver inkstand, a dining-room clock and a purse of sovereigns, subscribed for by the parish.  The odour of his sanctity had scarcely evaporated before we discovered, with horror, that the man had never been ordained at all!  He was an impostor, masquerading under an assumed name, but while he was with us he did good and lived a flawless life.  These matters puzzle me.  Perhaps you, my dear PLAU, can explain.