a Potent, that was his Word, from Pedro de Dios, Dean of the Inquisition, to endeavour the Conversion of any of the English Prisoners; that being an Irish-man, as a sort of a Brother, he had conceived a Love for the English, and therefore more eagerly embraced the Opportunity which the Holy Inquisition had put into his Hands for the bringing over to Mother Church as many Hereticks as he could; that having heard a very good Character of me, he should think himself very happy, if he could be instrumental in my Salvation;

“It is very true, continu’d he, I have lately had the good Fortune to convert many; and besides the Candour of my own Disposition, I must tell you, that I have a peculiar knack at Conversion, which very few, if any, ever could resist.  I am going upon the same work into Murcia; but your good Character is fix’d me in my Resolution of preferring your Salvation to that of others.”

To this very long, and no less surprising Address, I only return’d, that it being an Affair of moment, it would require some Consideration; and that by the time he return’d from Murcia, I might be able to return him a proper Answer.  But not at all satisfy’d with this Reply;

“Sir,” says he, “God Almighty is all-sufficient:  This moment is too precious to be lost; he can turn the Heart in the twinkling of an Eye, as well as in twenty Years.  Hear me then; mind what I say to you:  I will convince you immediately.  You Hereticks do not believe in Transubstantiation, and yet did not our Saviour say in so many Words, Hoc est corpus meum?  And if you don’t believe him, don’t you give him the Lye?  Besides, does not one of the Fatherss ay, Deus, qui est omnis Veritas, non potest dicere falsum?”

He went on at the same ridiculous rate; which soon convinced me, he was a thorough Rattle.  However, as a Clerico, and consequently in this Country, a Man dangerous to disoblige, I invited him home to Dinner; where when I had brought him, I found I had no way done an unacceptable thing; for my Landlady and her Daughter, seeing him to be a Clergyman, receiv’d him with a vast deal of Respect and Pleasure.

Dinner being over, he began to entertain me with a Detail of the many wonderful Conversions he had made upon obstinate Hereticks; that he had convinced the most Stubborn, and had such a Nostrum, that he would undertake to convert any one.  Here he began his old round, intermixing his Harangue with such scraps and raw sentences of fustian Latin, that I grew weary of his Conversation; so pretending some Business of consequence, I took leave, and left him and my Landlady together.