that he really knew. He knew nothing, for instance,
of music, but he could sit down to the piano and accompany,
after a fashion, a woman who consented after much
pressing to sing a ballad learned by heart in a month
of hard practice. Incapable though he was of
any feeling for poetry, he would boldly ask permission
to retire for ten minutes to compose an impromptu,
and return with a quatrain, flat as a pancake, wherein
rhyme did duty for reason. M. du Chatelet had
besides a very pretty talent for filling in the ground
of the Princess’ worsted work after the flowers
had been begun; he held her skeins of silk with infinite
grace, entertained her with dubious nothings more or
less transparently veiled. He was ignorant of
painting, but he could copy a landscape, sketch a
head in profile, or design a costume and color it.
He had, in short, all the little talents that a man
could turn to such useful account in times when women
exercised more influence in public life than most
people imagine. Diplomacy he claimed to be his
strong point; it usually is with those who have no
knowledge, and are profound by reason of their emptiness;
and, indeed, this kind of skill possesses one signal
advantage, for it can only be displayed in the conduct
of the affairs of the great, and when discretion is
the quality required, a man who knows nothing can
safely say nothing, and take refuge in a mysterious
shake of the head; in fact; the cleverest practitioner
is he who can swim with the current and keep his head
well above the stream of events which he appears to
control, a man’s fitness for this business varying
inversely as his specific gravity. But in this
particular art or craft, as in all others, you shall
find a thousand mediocrities for one man of genius;
and in spite of Chatelet’s services, ordinary
and extraordinary, Her Imperial Highness could not
procure a seat in the Privy Council for her private
secretary; not that he would not have made a delightful
Master of Requests, like many another, but the Princess
was of the opinion that her secretary was better placed
with her than anywhere else in the world. He
was made a Baron, however, and went to Cassel as envoy-extraordinary,
no empty form of words, for he cut a very extraordinary
figure there—Napoleon used him as a diplomatic
courier in the thick of a European crisis. Just
as he had been promised the post of minister to Jerome
in Westphalia, the Empire fell to pieces; and balked
of his ambassade de famille as he called it,
he went off in despair to Egypt with General de Montriveau.
A strange chapter of accidents separated him from
his traveling companion, and for two long years Sixte
du Chatelet led a wandering life among the Arab tribes
of the desert, who sold and resold their captive—his
talents being not of the slightest use to the nomad
tribes. At length, about the time that Montriveau
reached Tangier, Chatelet found himself in the territory
of the Imam of Muscat, had the luck to find an English


