time, living beside the River Avon in a cave in a
rock, which is still called Guys Cliffe, and where
he died. Huge bones were found and kept in the
castle, including one rib bone, which measured nine
inches in girth at its smallest part and was six and
a half feet long; but this was probably a bone belonging
to one of the great wild beasts slain by the redoubtable
Guy. We were sorry we could not explore the castle,
but we wanted particularly to visit the magnificent
Beauchamp Chapel in St. Mary’s Church at Warwick.
We found this one of those places almost impossible
to describe, and could endorse the opinion of others,
that it was “an architectural gem of the first
water and one of the finest pieces of architectural
work in the kingdom.” It occupied twenty-one
years in building, and contains the tomb of Richard
Beauchamp, under whose will the chapel was begun in
1443; Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester, the haughty
favourite of Queen Elizabeth, was also entombed here.
We had too much to do to-day to stay very long in
any place we visited, but we were interested in the
remains of a ducking-stool in the crypt of the church,
although it was far from being complete, the only
perfect one of which we knew being that in the Priory
Church of Leominster, which reposed in a disused aisle
of the church, the property of the Corporation of
that town. It was described as “an engine
of universal punishment for common scolds, and for
butchers, bakers, brewers, apothecaries, and all who
give short measure, or vended adulterated articles
of food,” and was last used in 1809, when a
scolding wife named Jenny Pipes was ducked in a deep
place in one of the small rivers which flowed through
that town. The following lines, printed on a
large card, appeared hanging from one of the pillars
in the aisle near the stool:
[Illustration: TOMBS IN THE BEAUCHAMP CHAPEL.]
[Illustration: THE DUCKING-STOOL, WARWICK.]
There stands, my friend, in yonder pool,
An engine called a Ducking Stool;
By legal power commanded down,
The joy, and terror of the town.
If jarring females kindle strife,
Give language foul, or lug the coif:
If noisy dames should once begin
To drive the house with horrid din,
Away! you cry, you’ll grace the
stool
We’ll teach you how your tongue
to rule.
Down in the deep the stool descends,
But here, at first, we miss our ends,
She mounts again, and rages more
Than ever vixen did before.
If so, my friend, pray let her take
A second turn into the lake;
And rather than your patience lose
Thrice and again, repeat the dose,
No brawling wives, no furious wenches
No fire so hot, but water quenches.
[Illustration: THE DUCKING-STOOL, LEOMINSTER]