=THE BACHELOR DINNER=

Popularly supposed to have been a frightful orgy, and now arid as the Sahara desert and quite as flat and dreary, the bachelor dinner was in truth more often than not, a sheep in wolf’s clothing.

It is quite true that certain big clubs and restaurants had rooms especially constructed for the purpose, with walls of stone and nothing breakable within hitting distance, which certainly does rather suggest frightfulness.  As a matter of fact, “an orgy” was never looked upon with favor by any but silly and wholly misguided youths, whose idea of a howling good time was to make a howling noise; chiefly by singing at the top of their lungs and—­breaking crockery.  A boisterous picture, but scarcely a vicious one!  Especially as quantities of the cheapest glassware and crockery were always there for the purpose.

The breaking habit originated with drinking the bride’s health and breaking the stem of the wine glass, so that it “might never serve a less honorable purpose.”  A perfectly high-minded sentiment!  And this same time-honored custom is followed to this day.  Toward the latter end of the dinner the groom rises, and holding a filled champagne glass aloft says:  “To the bride!” Every man rises, drinks the toast standing, and then breaks the delicate stem of the glass.  The impulse to break more glass is natural to youth, and probably still occurs.  It is not hard to understand.  The same impulse is seen at every county fair where enthusiastic youths (and men) delight in shooting, or throwing balls, at clay pipes and ducks and—­crockery!

Aside from toasting the bride and its glass-smashing result, the groom’s farewell dinner is exactly like any other “man’s dinner,” the details depending upon the extravagance or the frugality of the host, and upon whether his particular friends are staid citizens of sober years or mere boys full of the exuberance of youth.  Usually there is music of some sort, or “Neapolitans” or “coons” who sing, or two or three instrumental pieces, and the dinner party itself does the singing.  Often the dinner is short and all go to the theater.

=GIFTS PRESENTED TO USHERS=

The groom’s presents to his ushers are always put at their places at the bachelor dinner.  Cuff links are the most popular gift; scarf-pins in localities where they are still fashionable.  Silver or gold pencils, belt buckles, key-rings in gold, key-chains in silver, cigarette cases, bill-folders, card-cases, or other small and personal articles are suitable.

The present to the best man is approximately the same, or slightly handsomer than the gift to the ushers.

=THE REHEARSAL=

The bride always directs her wedding rehearsal, but never herself takes part in it, as it is supposed to be bad luck.  Some one else—­anyone who happens to be present—­is appointed understudy.

Nearly always a few especial friends happen in, generally those who are primed with advice as to how everything should be done, but the opinion of the bride or the bride’s mother is final.