the Grey-Fryers to come an joyn with me,
in saying a Pater-Noster, or so, at Amen-Corner.
The Fryers being Fat began to Broil,
and soon after Boild up into a Passion
to be disturb’d at that time of Night. But
being got Loose and having no Time to
Lose, I gave them good Words, and so the
Business was done. From thence I soon slip’d
through Ludgate, but was damnably fearful
of an Old Bailey always lurking thereabout,
who might have brought me to the Fleet
for being too Nimble, besides, I was wonderfully
apprehensive of receiving some unwelcome Huggings
from the W....n there; therefore with
a step and a stride I soon got over Fleet-ditch,
and (as in Justice I ought) I prais’d the Bridge
I got over. Being a Batchelor, and not
being capable to to manage a Bridewell you know.
I had no Business near St. Brides, so
kept the right handside, designing to Pop
into the Alley as usual; but fearing to go thro’
there, and harp too much on the same String,
it gave an Allay to my Intention, and
on I went to Shoe-lane end but there meeting
with a Bully Hack of the Town, he wou’d
have shov’d me down, which my Spirit resenting,
tho’ a brawny Dog, I soon Coller’d
him, fell Souse at him, then with his own Cane
I strapped till he was force to Buckle
too, and hold his Tongue, in so much he
durst not say his Soul was his own, and
was glad to pack of at Last, and turn his Heels
upon me: I was glad he was gone you may be sure,
and dextrously made a Hand of my
Feet under the Leg-Tavern; but
the very Thoughts of Fetter-Lane call’d
to mind some Passages, which made me avoid the
Passage at the end of it, (next to the
Coffee House you know) so I soon whip’d
over the way, yet going along two wooden Logger-heads
at St. Dunstan’s made just them a
damn’d Noise about their Quarters,
but the sight of me made perfectly Hush in a
Minute; now fearing to goe by Chance-a
wry-Lane, as being upon the Watch
my self and not to be debarr’d at Temple-Bar;
I stole up Bell-Yard, but narrowly escap’d
being Clapper-claw’d by two Fellows
I did not like in the Alley, so was forc’d
to goe round with a design to Sheer-off into
Sheer-Lane, but the Trumpet sounding
at that very time, alarm’d me so, I was
forc’d to Grope my way back through Hemlock-Court,
and take my Passage by Ship-Yard without
the Bar again; but there meeting with one of our
trusty Friends, (all Ceremonies a-part) he told
me under the Rose I must expect no Mercy
in St. Clement’s Parish, for the Butchers
there on the Back on’t would Face
me, and with their Cleavers soon bring
me down on my marrow Bones; you may believe


