Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

But the Club Car which swings so smoothly at the end of a limited train is a different place, pardee.  It is not a hereditary chamber, but it is none the less the camera stellata of our prosperous carnivora.  Patently these men are Lords.  In two facing rows, averted from the landscape, condemned to an uneasy scrutiny of their mutual prosperity, they sit in leather chairs.  They curve roundly from neck to groin.  They are shaven to the raw, soberly clad, derby hatted, glossily booted.  Always they smoke cigars, those strange, blunt cigars that are fatter at one end than at the other.  Some (these I think are the very prosperous) wear shoes with fawn-coloured tops.

Is it strange then that I, an ill-clad and pipe-smoking traveller, am faintly uneasy in this House of Lords?  I forget myself while reading poetry and drop my tobacco cinders on the rug, missing the little silver gourd that rests by my left foot.  Straight the white-jacketed mulatto sucks them up with a vacuum cleaner and a deprecating air.  I pass to the brass veranda at the end of the car for a bracing change of atmosphere.  And returning, the attendant has removed my little pile of books which I left under my chair, and hidden them in his serving grotto.  It costs me at least a whiskey and soda to get them out.

It means, I suppose, that I am not marked for success.  I am cigarless and derbyless; I do not wear those funny little white margins inside my vest.  My scarf is still the dear old shabby one in which I was married (I bought it at Rogers Peet’s, and I shall never forget it) and when I look up from Emily Dickinson’s poems with a trembling thrill of painful ecstasy, I am frightened by the long row of hard faces and cynic eyes opposite me.

The House of Lords disquiets me.  Even if I ring a bell and order a bottle I am not happy.  Is it only the swing of the car that nauseates me?  At any rate, I want to get home—­home to that star-sown meadow and the two brown arms at the journey’s end.

December, 1914.

COTSWOLD WINDS

Spring comes late on these windy uplands, and indoors one still sits close to the fire.  These are the days of booming gales over the sheepwolds, and the afternoon ride with Shotover becomes an adventure.  I am not one of those who shirk bicycling in a wind.  Give me a two-mile spin with the gust astern, just to loosen the muscles and sweep the morning’s books and tobacco from the brain—­and then turn and at it!  It is like swimming against a great crystal river.  Cap off, head up—­no crouching over the handle-bars like the Saturday afternoon shopmen!  Wind in your hair, the broad blue Cotswold slopes about you, every ounce of leg-drive straining on the pedals—­three minutes of it intoxicates you.  You crawl up-wind roaring the most glorious nonsense, ribaldry, and exultation into the face of the blast.

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