Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

Shandygaff eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 257 pages of information about Shandygaff.

This means that there is an amusing and a competent living to be gained by a literary agent of a new kind.  Think how many of the most famous writers have trod the streets ragged and hungry in their early days.  There were times when they would have sold their epics, their novels, their essays, for the price of a square meal.  Think of the booty that would accumulate in the shop of a literary pawnbroker.  The early work of famous men would fill his safe to bursting.  Later on he might sell it for a thousand times what he gave.  There is nothing that grows to such fictitious value as manuscript.

Think of Francis Thompson, when he was a bootmaker’s assistant in Leicester Square.  He was even too poor to buy writing materials.  His early poems were scribbled on scraps of old account books and wrapping paper.  How readily he would have sold them for a few shillings.  Or Edgar Poe in the despairing days of his wife’s illness.  Or R.L.S. in the fits of depression caused by his helpless dependence upon his father for funds.  What a splendid opportunity these crises in writers’ lives would offer to the enterprising buyer of manuscripts!

Be it understood, of course, that the pawnbroker must be himself an appreciator of good things.  No reason why he should buy poor stuff, even though the author of it be starving.  Richard Le Gallienne has spoken somewhere of the bookstores which sell “books that should never have been written to the customers who should never have been born.”  Our pawnbroker must guard himself against buying this kind of stuff.  He will be besieged with it.  Very likely Mr. Le Gallienne himself will be the first to offer him some.  But his task will be to discover new and true talent beneath its rags, and stake it to a ham sandwich when that homely bite will mean more than a dinner at the Ritz ten years later.

The idea of the literary pawnbroker comes to me from the (unpublished) letters of John Mistletoe, author of the “Dictionary of Deplorable Facts,” that wayward and perverse genius who wandered the Third Avenue saloons when he might have been feted by the Authors’ League had he lived a few years longer.  Some day, I hope, the full story of that tragic life may be told, and the manuscripts still cherished by his executor made public.  In the meantime, this letter, which he wrote in 1908, gives a sad and vivid little picture of the straits of unadmitted genius: 

“I write from Connor’s saloon.  Paunchy Connor has been my best—­indeed my only—­friend in this city, when every editor, publisher, and critic has given me the frozen mitt.  Of course I know why ... the author of ‘Vermin’ deserves not, nor wants, their hypocritical help.  The book was too true to life to please the bourgeois and yet not ribald enough to tickle the prurient.  I had a vile pornographic publisher after me the other day; he said if I would rub up some of the earlier chapters and inject a little more spice he thought he could do something with it—­as a paper-covered erotic for shop-girls, I suppose he meant.  I kicked him downstairs.  The stinking bounder!

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