The Adventures of Captain Bonneville, U. S. A., in the Rocky Mountains and the Far West eBook

Benjamin Bonneville
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 414 pages of information about The Adventures of Captain Bonneville, U. S. A., in the Rocky Mountains and the Far West.

The Adventures of Captain Bonneville, U. S. A., in the Rocky Mountains and the Far West eBook

Benjamin Bonneville
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 414 pages of information about The Adventures of Captain Bonneville, U. S. A., in the Rocky Mountains and the Far West.
the buck on the ground, and, without waiting for an invitation, seated himself at their mess, helped himself without ceremony, and chatted to the right and left in the liveliest and most unembarrassed manner.  No adroit and veteran dinner hunter of a metropolis could have acquitted himself more knowingly.  The travellers were at first completely taken by surprise, and could not but admire the facility with which this ragged cosmopolite made himself at home among them.  While they stared he went on, making the most of the good cheer upon which he had so fortunately alighted; and was soon elbow deep in “pot luck,” and greased from the tip of his nose to the back of his ears.

As the company recovered from their surprise, they began to feel annoyed at this intrusion.  Their uninvited guest, unlike the generality of his tribe, was somewhat dirty as well as ragged and they had no relish for such a messmate.  Heaping up, therefore, an abundant portion of the “provant” upon a piece of bark, which served for a dish, they invited him to confine himself thereto, instead of foraging in the general mess.

He complied with the most accommodating spirit imaginable; and went on eating and chatting, and laughing and smearing himself, until his whole countenance shone with grease and good-humor.  In the course of his repast, his attention was caught by the figure of the gastronome, who, as usual, was gorging himself in dogged silence.  A droll cut of the eye showed either that he knew him of old, or perceived at once his characteristics.  He immediately made him the butt of his pleasantries; and cracked off two or three good hits, that caused the sluggish dolt to prick up his ears, and delighted all the company.  From this time, the uninvited guest was taken into favor; his jokes began to be relished; his careless, free and easy air, to be considered singularly amusing; and in the end, he was pronounced by the travellers one of the merriest companions and most entertaining vagabonds they had met with in the wilderness.

Supper being over, the redoubtable Shee-wee-she-ouaiter, for such was the simple name by which he announced himself, declared his intention of keeping company with the party for a day or two, if they had no objection; and by way of backing his self-invitation, presented the carcass of the buck as an earnest of his hunting abilities.  By this time, he had so completely effaced the unfavorable impression made by his first appearance, that he was made welcome to the camp, and the Nez Perce guide undertook to give him lodging for the night.  The next morning, at break of day, he borrowed a gun, and was off among the hills, nor was anything more seen of him until a few minutes after the party had encamped for the evening, when he again made his appearance, in his usual frank, careless manner, and threw down the carcass of another noble deer, which he had borne on his back for a considerable distance.

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