Q
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Q was a Quince that hung
Upon a garden tree;
Papa he brought it with him home,
And ate it with his tea.
R
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R was a Railway Rug
Extremely large and warm;
Papa he wrapped it round his head,
In a most dreadful storm.
S
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S was Papa’s new Stick,
Papa’s new thumping Stick,
To thump extremely wicked boys,
Because it was so thick.
T
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T was a tumbler full
Of Punch all hot and good;
Papa he drank it up, when in
The middle of a wood.
U
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U was a silver urn,
Full of hot scalding water;
Papa said, “If that Urn were mine,
I’d give it to my daughter!”
V
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V was a Villain; once
He stole a piece of beef.
Papa he said, “Oh, dreadful man!
That Villain is a Thief!”
W
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W was a Watch of Gold:
It told the time of day,
So that Papa knew when to come,
And when to go away.
X
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X was King Xerxes, whom
Papa much wished to know;
But this he could not do, because
Xerxes died long ago.
Y
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Y was a Youth, who kicked
And screamed and cried like mad;
Papa he said, “Your conduct is
Abominably bad!”
Z
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Z was a Zebra striped
And streaked with lines of black;
Papa said once, he thought he’d like
A ride upon his back.
ALPHABET, No. 6.
A tumbled down, and hurt his Arm, against a bit of wood,
B said. “My Boy, oh, do not cry; it cannot do you good!”
C said, “A Cup of Coffee hot can’t do you any harm.”
D said, “A Doctor should be fetched, and he would cure the arm.”
E said, “An Egg beat up with milk would quickly make him well.”
F said, “A Fish, if broiled, might cure, if only by the smell.”
G said, “Green Gooseberry fool, the best of cures I hold.”
H said, “His Hat should be kept on, to keep him from the cold.”
I said, “Some Ice upon his head will make him better soon.”
J said, “Some Jam, if spread on bread, or given in a spoon!”
K said, “A Kangaroo is here,—this picture let him see.”
L said, “A Lamp pray keep alight, to make some barley tea.”
M said, “A Mulberry or two might give him satisfaction.”
N said, “Some Nuts, if rolled about, might be a slight attraction.”
O said, “An Owl might make him laugh, if only it would wink.”
P said, “Some Poetry might be read aloud, to make him think.”
Q said, “A Quince I recommend,—a Quince, or else a Quail.”