| Table of Contents | |
| Section | Page |
| Start of eBook | 1 |
| LAUGHABLE LYRICS. | 1 |
| THE TWO OLD BACHELORS. | 2 |
| THE POBBLE WHO HAS NO TOES. | 6 |
| THE NEW VESTMENTS. | 6 |
| THE QUANGLE WANGLE’S HAT. | 8 |
| 9 | |
| THE AKOND OF SWAT. | 9 |
| NONSENSE BOTANY. | 11 |
| NONSENSE ALPHABETS. | 11 |
| Table of Contents | |
| Section | Page |
| Start of eBook | 1 |
| LAUGHABLE LYRICS. | 1 |
| THE TWO OLD BACHELORS. | 2 |
| THE POBBLE WHO HAS NO TOES. | 6 |
| THE NEW VESTMENTS. | 6 |
| THE QUANGLE WANGLE’S HAT. | 8 |
| 9 | |
| THE AKOND OF SWAT. | 9 |
| NONSENSE BOTANY. | 11 |
| NONSENSE ALPHABETS. | 11 |