or any other indications which may be given in a vigorous
dress. Now, what possible insinuation can there
be, that it is a cause of quarrel for a man to say,
he allows a gentleman really to be, what he, his tailor,
his hosier, and his milliner, have conspired to make
him? I confess, if this person who appeals to
me had said, he was not a “smart fellow,”
there had been cause for resentment; but if he stands
to it that he is one, he leaves no manner of ground
for a misunderstanding. Indeed, it is a most lamentable
thing, that there should be a dispute raised upon
a man’s saying another is, what he plainly takes
pains to be thought. But this point cannot be
so well adjusted, as by inquiring what are the sentiments
of wise nations and communities of the use of the
sword, and from thence conclude, whether it is honourable
to draw it so frequently or not? An illustrious
commonwealth of Italy[294] has preserved itself for
many ages, without letting one of their subjects handle
this destructive instrument, always leaving that work
to such of mankind as understand the use of a whole
skin so little, as to make a profession of exposing
it to cuts and scars. But what need we run to
such foreign instances: our own ancient and well-governed
cities are conspicuous examples to all mankind in
their regulation of military achievements. The
chief citizens, like the noble Italians, hire mercenaries
to carry arms in their stead; and you shall have a
fellow of a desperate fortune, for the gain of one
half-crown, go through all the dangers of Tothill Fields,
or the Artillery Ground,[295] clap his right jaw within
two inches of the touch-hole of a musket, fire it
off, and huzza, with as little concern as he tears
a pullet. Thus you see to what scorn of danger
these mercenaries arrive, out of a mere love of sordid
gain: but methinks it should take off the strong
prepossession men have in favour of bold actions,
when they see upon what low motives men aspire to them.
Do but observe the common practice in the government
of those heroic bodies, our militia and lieutenancies,
the most ancient corps of soldiers, perhaps, in the
universe. I question whether there is one instance
of an animosity between any two of these illustrious
sons of Mars since their institution, which was decided
by combat? I remember indeed to have read the
chronicle of an accident which had like to have occasioned
bloodshed in the very field before all the general
officers, though most of them were justices of the
peace: Captain Crabtree of Birching Lane, haberdasher,
had drawn a bill upon Major-General Maggot, cheesemonger
in Thames Street. Crabtree draws this upon Mr.
William Maggot and Company. A country lad received
this bill, and not understanding the word “company,”
used in drawing bills on men in partnership, carried
it to Mr. Jeffry Stick of Crooked Lane (lieutenant
of the major-general’s company) whom he had
the day before seen march by the door in all the pomp
of his commission. The lieutenant accepts it,


