see his natural faculties exert themselves, and attract
an eye of favour towards his infirmities. But
if we look round us here, how many dull rogues are
there, that would fain be what this poor man hates
himself for? All the noise towards six in the
evening,[290] is caused by his mimics and imitators.
How ought men of sense to be careful of their actions,
if it were merely from the indignation of feeling themselves
ill drawn by such little pretenders? not to say, he
that leads, is guilty of all the actions of his followers:
and a rake has imitators whom you would never expect
should prove so. Second-hand vice sure of all
is the most nauseous. There is hardly a folly
more absurd, or which seems less to be accounted for
(though it is what we see every day) than that grave
and honest natures give into this way, and at the same
time have good sense, if they thought fit to use it:
but the fatality (under which most men labour) of
desiring to be what they are not, makes them go out
of a method, in which they might be received with applause,
and would certainly excel, into one, wherein they
will all their life have the air of strangers to what
they aim at. For this reason, I have not lamented
the metamorphosis of any one I know so much as of Nobilis,
who was born with sweetness of temper, just apprehension,
and everything else that might make him a man fit
for his order. But instead of the pursuit of
sober studies and applications, in which he would certainly
be capable of making a considerable figure in the noblest
assembly of men in the world; I say, in spite of that
good nature, which is his proper bent, he will say
ill-natured things aloud, put such as he was, and
still should be, out of countenance, and drown all
the natural good in him, to receive an artificial
ill character, in which he will never succeed:
for Nobilis is no rake. He may guzzle as much
wine as he pleases, talk bawdy if he thinks fit; but
he may as well drink water-gruel, and go twice a day
to church, for it will never do. I pronounce
it again, Nobilis is no rake. To be of that order,
he must be vicious against his will, and not so by
study or application. All Pretty Fellows are
also excluded to a man, as well as all Inamaratos,
or persons of the epicene gender, who gaze at one
another in the presence of ladies. This class,
of which I am giving you an account, is pretended
to also by men of strong abilities in drinking; though
they are such whom the liquor, not the conversation,
keeps together. But blockheads may roar, fight,
and stab, and be never the nearer; their labour is
also lost; they want sense: they are no rakes.


