a child who departs before maturity. But this
gentleman who has arrived with you is a fool of his
own making, is ignorant out of choice, and will fare
accordingly.’ The assembly began to flock
about him, and one said to him, ’Sir, I observed
you came into the gate of persons murdered, and I
desire to know what brought you to your untimely end?’
He said, he had been a second. Socrates (who
may be said to have been murdered by the commonwealth
of Athens) stood by, and began to draw near him, in
order, after his manner, to lead him into a sense
of his error by concessions in his own discourse.
‘Sir,’ said that divine and amicable spirit,
’what was the quarrel?’ He answered, ’We
shall know very suddenly, when the principal in the
business comes, for he was desperately wounded before
I fell.’ ‘Sir,’ said the sage,
‘had you an estate?’ ‘Yes, sir,’
the new guest answered, ’I have left it in a
very good condition; I made my will the night before
this occasion.’ ‘Did you read it before
you signed it?’ ‘Yes sure, sir,’
said the newcomer. Socrates replies, could a man
that would not give his estate without reading the
instrument, dispose of his life without asking a question?
That illustrious shade turned from him, and a crowd
of impertinent goblins, who had been drolls and parasites
in their lifetime, and were knocked on the head for
their sauciness, came about my fellow-traveller, and
made themselves very merry with questions about the
words ‘carte’ and ‘terce’ and
other terms of fencers. But his thoughts began
to settle into reflection upon the adventure which
had robbed him of his late being; and with a wretched
sigh, said he, ’How terrible are conviction
and guilt when they come too late for penitence!’”
Pacolet was going on in this strain, but he recovered
from it, and told me, it was too soon to give my discourse
on this subject so serious a turn; you have chiefly
to do with that part of mankind which must be led
into reflection by degrees, and you must treat this
custom with humour and raillery to get an audience,
before you come to pronounce sentence upon it.
There is foundation enough for raising such entertainments
from the practice on this occasion. Don’t
you know, that often a man is called out of bed to
follow implicitly a coxcomb (with whom he would not
keep company on any other occasion) to ruin and death?
Then a good list of such as are qualified by the laws
of these uncourteous men of chivalry to enter into
combat (who are often persons of honour without common
honesty): these, I say, ranged and drawn up in
their proper order, would give an aversion to doing
anything in common with such as men laugh at and contemn.
But to go through this work, you must not let your
thoughts vary, or make excursions from your theme:
consider at the same time, that the matter has been
often treated by the ablest and greatest writers;
yet that must not discourage you; for the properest
person to handle it, is one who has roved into mixed
conversations, and must have opportunities (which I
shall give you) of seeing these sort of men in their
pleasures and gratifications; among which, they pretend
to reckon fighting. It was pleasantly enough said
of a bully in France, when duels first began to be
punished: “The king has taken away gaming,
and stage-playing, and now fighting too; how does he
expect gentlemen shall divert themselves?"[288]


