The Tatler, Volume 1, 1899 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 475 pages of information about The Tatler, Volume 1, 1899.

The Tatler, Volume 1, 1899 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 475 pages of information about The Tatler, Volume 1, 1899.
a child who departs before maturity.  But this gentleman who has arrived with you is a fool of his own making, is ignorant out of choice, and will fare accordingly.’  The assembly began to flock about him, and one said to him, ’Sir, I observed you came into the gate of persons murdered, and I desire to know what brought you to your untimely end?’ He said, he had been a second.  Socrates (who may be said to have been murdered by the commonwealth of Athens) stood by, and began to draw near him, in order, after his manner, to lead him into a sense of his error by concessions in his own discourse.  ‘Sir,’ said that divine and amicable spirit, ’what was the quarrel?’ He answered, ’We shall know very suddenly, when the principal in the business comes, for he was desperately wounded before I fell.’  ‘Sir,’ said the sage, ‘had you an estate?’ ‘Yes, sir,’ the new guest answered, ’I have left it in a very good condition; I made my will the night before this occasion.’  ‘Did you read it before you signed it?’ ‘Yes sure, sir,’ said the newcomer.  Socrates replies, could a man that would not give his estate without reading the instrument, dispose of his life without asking a question?  That illustrious shade turned from him, and a crowd of impertinent goblins, who had been drolls and parasites in their lifetime, and were knocked on the head for their sauciness, came about my fellow-traveller, and made themselves very merry with questions about the words ‘carte’ and ‘terce’ and other terms of fencers.  But his thoughts began to settle into reflection upon the adventure which had robbed him of his late being; and with a wretched sigh, said he, ’How terrible are conviction and guilt when they come too late for penitence!’” Pacolet was going on in this strain, but he recovered from it, and told me, it was too soon to give my discourse on this subject so serious a turn; you have chiefly to do with that part of mankind which must be led into reflection by degrees, and you must treat this custom with humour and raillery to get an audience, before you come to pronounce sentence upon it.  There is foundation enough for raising such entertainments from the practice on this occasion.  Don’t you know, that often a man is called out of bed to follow implicitly a coxcomb (with whom he would not keep company on any other occasion) to ruin and death?  Then a good list of such as are qualified by the laws of these uncourteous men of chivalry to enter into combat (who are often persons of honour without common honesty):  these, I say, ranged and drawn up in their proper order, would give an aversion to doing anything in common with such as men laugh at and contemn.  But to go through this work, you must not let your thoughts vary, or make excursions from your theme:  consider at the same time, that the matter has been often treated by the ablest and greatest writers; yet that must not discourage you; for the properest person to handle it, is one who has roved into mixed conversations, and must have opportunities (which I shall give you) of seeing these sort of men in their pleasures and gratifications; among which, they pretend to reckon fighting.  It was pleasantly enough said of a bully in France, when duels first began to be punished:  “The king has taken away gaming, and stage-playing, and now fighting too; how does he expect gentlemen shall divert themselves?"[288]

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