during one hundred and fifty years, the Pont-Noirs
spread over both continents. Then they paused,
and but two of the race—chosen by lot—were
allowed to marry. At the expiration of twenty-five
years, a single male of the race, also chosen by lot,
married, and became the father of the present Roseton.
On the day that Roseton was twenty-four years old,
his father summoned him to his apartment. ‘To-morrow,’
said he, ’the mystical two hundred years expire,
and an estate of inconceivable magnitude will vest
in the single Roseton—if there be but one.
My son, my life is of less consequence than yours,
since it is farther spent; but it still has sweetness,
and it is the
only life that I possess.
Here are three goblets of wine—one is Scuppernong,
the other two are harmless. I will apportion
our chances fairly, and will drink two; you shall drink
one. The lawyers are at hand to arrange the inquest,
and to confer the title-deeds to the estate.’
In silence the son consented, and the devoted pair
drank off the goblets as proposed, and at once sat
down to a banquet prepared for them, and for the legal
gentlemen attendant. When the ices came in, the
elder Roseton was carried out; and the heir of Pont-Noir,
having seen the remains properly bestowed in a place
of safety, and a special inquest held, finished the
night with the counsellors in the enjoyment of a tempered
hilarity, and rose next morning the possessor of wealth
so boundless, so unspeakable, that my brain reels
as I endeavor to grasp at even its outlying fragments.
In the hope of presenting some of its details to the
reader, I procured, at an enormous expense, a Babbage
calculating engine, and during three successive weeks
worked it without pause upon the illimitable figures.
It then became clogged, and the village Vulcan, whose
impartial hand corrects at once the time-pieces and
the plowshares of the neighborhood, having knocked
the machinery to pieces with a sledge, declared himself
incompetent to explain and unable to repair. My
results therefore are maimed and imperfect, but I
trust they will show that I have not exaggerated the
difficulty of the process of reduction and estimation.
The fragmentary portions of the estate, then, are:
the entire capital stock of thirty-eight of the Banks
of New York city (though here a wise policy has suggested
the employment of various respectable names as those
of shareholders, in order to protect these institutions
from the fury of a mob); all that portion of the metropolis
lying between the Twelfth and Twenty-second Avenues,
from Canal Street to the suburb of Poughkeepsie, comprising
of necessity the water rights and quarries; eighteen
thousand millions of bullion specially deposited in
the State Bank of Mississippi, to the order of the
six New England Governors, trustees; the Pont-Noir
mansion on Nultiel Street, surrounded by twenty-five
acres of land, the very heart of the best New York
residences, and variously estimated from six to eight