he can induce the keeper to put for him on the floor
a bundle of hay, which is perhaps softer, but on the
whole more disagreeable than the deal board.
Sometimes he will not get even the wooden bench, for
in ordinary post-stations there is but one room for
travellers, and the two benches—there are
rarely more—may be already occupied.
When he does obtain a bench, and succeeds in falling
asleep, he must not be astonished if he is disturbed
once or twice during the night by people who use the
apartment as a waiting-room whilst the post-horses
are being changed. These passers-by may even
order a samovar, and drink tea, chat, laugh, smoke,
and make themselves otherwise disagreeable, utterly
regardless of the sleepers. Then there are the
other intruders, smaller in size but equally objectionable,
of which I have already spoken when describing the
steamers on the Don. Regarding them I desire to
give merely one word of advice: As you will have
abundant occupation in the work of self-defence, learn
to distinguish between belligerents and neutrals,
and follow the simple principle of international law,
that neutrals should not be molested. They may
be very ugly, but ugliness does not justify assassination.
If, for instance, you should happen in awaking to
notice a few black or brown beetles running about your
pillow, restrain your murderous hand! If you kill
them you commit an act of unnecessary bloodshed; for
though they may playfully scamper around you, they
will do you no bodily harm.
Another requisite for a journey in unfrequented districts
is a knowledge of the language. It is popularly
supposed that if you are familiar with French and
German you may travel anywhere in Russia. So far
as the great cities and chief lines of communication
are concerned, this may be true, but beyond that it
is a delusion. The Russian has not, any more than
the West-European, received from Nature the gift of
tongues. Educated Russians often speak one or
two foreign languages fluently, but the peasants know
no language but their own, and it is with the peasantry
that one comes in contact. And to converse freely
with the peasant requires a considerable familiarity
with the language—far more than is required
for simply reading a book. Though there are few
provincialisms, and all classes of the people use
the same words—except the words of foreign
origin, which are used only by the upper classes—the
peasant always speaks in a more laconic and more idiomatic
way than the educated man.
In the winter months travelling is in some respects
pleasanter than in summer, for snow and frost are
great macadamisers. If the snow falls evenly,
there is for some time the most delightful road that
can be imagined. No jolts, no shaking, but a
smooth, gliding motion, like that of a boat in calm
water, and the horses gallop along as if totally unconscious
of the sledge behind them. Unfortunately, this
happy state of things does not last all through the