to a nicety, take him to the softest slopes at Windsor,
and try what pace you can get out of him. Then
starve him, harness him anyhow to a truck with a flat
tray on it, and see him bowl from Whitechapel to Bayswater.
There appears to be no particular private understanding
between birds and donkeys, in a state of nature; but
in the shy neighbourhood state you shall see them always
in the same hands and always developing their very
best energies for the very worst company. I have
known a donkey—by sight; we were not on
speaking terms—who lived over on the Surrey
side of London Bridge, among the fastnesses of Jacob’s
Island and Dockhead. It was the habit of that
animal, when his services were not in immediate requisition,
to go out alone idling. I have met him a mile
from his place of residence, loitering about the streets;
and the expression of his countenance at such times
was most degraded. He was attached to the establishment
of an elderly lady who sold periwinkles, and he used
to stand on Saturday nights with a cartful of those
delicacies outside a gin-shop, pricking up his ears
when a customer came to the cart, and too evidently
deriving satisfaction from the knowledge that they
got bad measure. His mistress was sometimes overtaken
by inebriety. The last time I ever saw him (about
five years ago) he was in circumstances of difficulty,
caused by this failing. Having been left alone
with the cart of periwinkles, and forgotten, he went
off idling. He prowled among his usual low haunts
for some time, gratifying his depraved tastes, until,
not taking the cart into his calculations, he endeavoured
to turn up a narrow alley, and became greatly involved.
He was taken into custody by the police, and, the
Green Yard of the district being near at hand, was
backed into that place of durance. At that crisis
I encountered him; the stubborn sense he evinced of
being—not to compromise the expression—a
blackguard, I never saw exceeded in the human subject.
A flaring candle in a paper shade, stuck in among
his periwinkles, showed him, with his ragged harness
broken and his cart extensively shattered, twitching
his mouth and shaking his hanging head, a picture
of disgrace and obduracy. I have seen boys being
taken to station-houses, who were as like him as his
own brother.
The dogs of shy neighbourhoods I observe to avoid
play, and to be conscious of poverty. They avoid
work, too, if they can, of course; that is in the
nature of all animals. I have the pleasure to
know a dog in a back street in the neighbourhood of
Walworth who has greatly distinguished himself in
the minor drama, and who takes his portrait with him
when he makes an engagement, for the illustration of
the playbill. His portrait (which is not at all
like him) represents him in the act of dragging to
the earth a recreant Indian, who is supposed to have
tomahawked, or essayed to tomahawk, a British officer.
The design is pure poetry, for there is no such Indian
in the piece, and no such incident. He is a dog