not so much an object to them as opportunities of
friendship. The lady, who had an element of romance
in her, was touched with this expression of sentiment;
it was also a great convenience to her to be so quickly
suited; and, their characters being good, she engaged
them. They had come from a house of much greater
pretensions than her own, and had taken higher wages,
which might have attracted her suspicions; but she
had very little work for them to do, and she concluded
that ’an easy place’ had had its attractions
for them. Her servants were well treated and
well fed, and were allowed to see their friends; but
she objected to evening visits, and required the back
door to be locked and the key placed in her possession
at nine o’clock every evening. If the front
door was opened she could hear it from every part of
her modest residence (and, being very nervous, she
used often to fancy that it opened when it did not),
while a wire for the use of the policeman connected
the ground-floor with an alarm bell in her own room
in case of fire or other contingency. The two
servants had been six days with her when this alarm
bell was pealed one night with great violence.
She looked out of window, and beheld a cab laden with
luggage standing at her door. She expected nobody;
but whoever had come was more welcome than ‘thieves’
or ‘fire,’ and she went up to the maid’s
room to bid them answer the door. She found to
her great astonishment—for it was two in
the morning—the apartment empty, and while
she was there the alarm-bell sounded again with increased
fury. Looking over the balusters, she perceived
a light in the hall and inquired who was there.
‘Well, it’s us two,’ returned the
cook, ’we’re just agoin, so good-bye.
It ain’t at all the sort o’ place for us,
and you ain’t the sort o’ missis.’
Then there was a shout of laughter, the front door
was opened and slammed to, and the cab drove off with
its tenants, leaving their mistress to her lonely
meditations. The two friends had come on trial,
it seemed, and had had enough of it.
That they made no claim for wages of any kind seems
quite curious when one considers what sort of servants,
and in what sort of circumstances, do demand them.
And, as a rule, masters and mistresses give in to the
extortion. Yet the law is on their side, nor have
they any reason to complain of it in other respects.
The improvement that is needed is in themselves, and
in their relations to those in their employment.
Our young ladies are so engaged in their accomplishments
and their amusements that they have no time to acquire
a knowledge of domestic affairs, so that when they
marry they know no more of a housewife’s duties
than their husbands. No wonder men of moderate
means shrink from marriage when wives have become
a source of discomfort and expense, instead of their
contraries, and have lost the name of helpmate.
How can they be in a position to teach their servants
when they themselves are grossly ignorant of what
they would have them learn? There are certain
village schools, indeed, which profess to train their
pupils for domestic service, but they only teach them
to be maids-of-all-work, the least remunerated and
the hardest-worked of all the daughters of toil.
They offer no premium to diligence and perfection.