level of their race, and they make you think that
Swift may-have been right after all. From long
experience I am certain that if a cultured gentleman,
accustomed to high thinking, were suddenly compelled
to live among these dismal beings, he would be attacked
by a species of intellectual paralysis. The affairs
of the country are nothing to them; poetry, art, and
all beautiful things are contemptible in their eyes;
they dwell in an obscure twilight of the mind, and
their relaxation, when the serious business of betting
is put aside for awhile, mostly lies in the direction
of sheer bawdry and abomination. It is curious
to see the oblique effect which general degradation
has upon the vocabulary of these people; quiet words,
or words that express a plain meaning, are repugnant
to them; even the old-fashioned full-mouthed oaths
of our fathers are tame to their fancy, for they must
have something strongly spiced, and thus they have
by degrees fitted themselves up with a loathly dialect
of their own which transcends the comparatively harmless
efforts of the Black Country potter. Foul is
not the word for this ultra-filthy mode of talk—it
passes into depths below foulness. I may digress
for a little to emphasize this point. The latter-day
hanger-on of the Turf has introduced a new horror
to existence. Go into the Silver Ring at a suburban
meeting, and listen while two or three of the fellows
work themselves into an ecstasy of vile excitement,
then you will hear something which cannot be described
or defined in any terms known to humanity. Why
it should be so I cannot tell, but the portentous symptom
of putridity is always in evidence. As is the
man of the Ring, so are the stay-at-homes. The
disease of their minds is made manifest by their manner
of speech; they throw out verbal pustules which tell
of the rank corruption which has overtaken their nature,
and you need some seasoning before you can remain
coolly among them without feeling symptoms of nausea.
There is one peer of this realm—a hereditary
legislator and a patron of many Church livings—who
is famous for his skill in the use of certain kinds
of vocables. This man is a living exemplar of
the mysterious effect which low dodging and low distractions
have on the soul. In five minutes he can make
you feel as if you had tumbled into one of Swedenborg’s
loathsome hells; he can make the most eloquent of
turf thieves feel, envious, and he can make you awe-stricken
as you see how far and long God bears with man.
The disease from which this pleasing pillar of the
State suffers has spread, with more or less virulence,
to the furthermost recesses of our towns, and you must
know the fringe of the Turf world before you can so
much as guess what the symptoms are like.


