every young and healthy living creature on earth appreciates.
So long as our young men are genuinely manly, good,
strong, and courageous, I am not inclined to find
fault with them, even if they happen to trip and fall
into slight extravagances in the matter of costume.
The creature who lives to dress I abhor, the sane
and sound man who fulfils his life-duties gallantly
and who is not above pleasing himself and others by
means of reasonable adornments I like and even respect
warmly. The philosophers may growl as they chose,
but I contend that the sight of a superb young Englishman
with his clean clear face, his springy limbs, his faultless
habiliments is about as pleasant as anything can be
to a discerning man. Moreover, it is by no means
true that the dandy is necessarily incompetent when
he comes to engage in the severe work of life.
Our hero, our Nelson, kept his nautical dandyism until
he was middle-aged. Who ever accused him of incompetence?
Think of his going at Trafalgar into that pouring Inferno
of lead and iron with all his decorations blazing on
him! “In honour I won them and in honour
I will wear them,” said this unconscionable
dandy; and he did wear them until he had broken our
terrible enemy’s power, saved London from sack,
and worse, and yielded up his gallant soul to his
Maker. Rather an impressive kind of dandy was
that wizened little animal. “There’ll
be wigs on the green, boys—the dandies are
coming!” So Marlborough’s soldiers used
to cry when the regiment of exquisites charged.
At home the fierce Englishmen strutted around in their
merry haunts and showed off their brave finery as though
their one task in life were to wear gaudy garments
gracefully; but, when the trumpet rang for the charge,
the silken dandies showed that they had the stuff
of men in them. The philosopher is a trifle too
apt to say, “Anybody who does not choose to
do as I like is, on the face of it, an inferior member
of the human race.” I utterly refuse to
have any such doctrine thrust down my throat.
No sage would venture to declare that the handsome,
gorgeous John Churchill was a fool or a failure.
He beat England’s enemies, he made no blunder
in his life, and he survived the most vile calumnies
that ever assailed a struggling man; yet, if he was
not a dandy, then I never saw or heard of one.
All our fine fellows who stray with the British flag
over the whole earth belong more or less distinctly
to the dandy division. The velvet glove conceals
the iron hand; the pleasing modulated voice can rise
at short notice to tones of command; the apparent
languor will on occasion start with electric suddenness
into martial vigour. The lounging dandies who
were in India when the red storm of the Mutiny burst
from a clear sky suddenly became heroes who toiled,
fought, lavished their strength and their blood, performed
glorious prodigies of unselfish action, and snatched
an empire from the fires of ruin.


