degraded crew of drinkers are sliding merrily to destruction.
Some are able to keep on the slide longer than others,
but I have seen scores—hundreds—stop
miserably, and the very faces of the condemned men,
with the last embruted look on them, are before me.
My subject has so many thousands of facets that I
am compelled to select a few of the most striking.
Take one scene through which I sat not very long ago,
and then you may understand how far the coming regenerator
will have to go. A great room was filled by about
350 men and lads, all of the middle class; a concert
was going on, and I was a little curious to know the
kind of entertainment which the well-dressed company
liked. Of course there was drink in plenty, and
the staff of waiters had a busy time; a loud crash
of talk went on between the songs, and, as the drink
gathered power on excited brains, this crash grew
more and more discordant. Nice lads, with smooth,
pleasant faces, grew flushed and excited, and I am
afraid that I occupied myself in marking out possible
careers for a good many of them as I studied their
faces. There was not much fun of the healthy
kind; fat, comfortable, middle-aged men laughed so
heartily at the faintest indecent allusion that the
singers grew broader and broader, and the hateful
music-hall songs grew more and more risky as the night
grew onward. By the way, can anything be more
loathsomely idiotic than the average music-hall ditty,
with its refrain and its quaint stringing together
of casual filthiness? If I had not wanted to
fix a new picture on my mind I should have liked better
to be in a tap-room among honestly brutal costers
and scavengers than with that sniggering, winking
gang. The drink got hold, glasses began to be
broken here and there, the time was beaten with glass
crushers, spoons, pipes, and walking-sticks; and then
the bolder spirits felt that the time for good, rank,
unblushing blackguardism had come. A being stepped
up and faced a roaring audience of enthusiasts who
knew the quality of his dirtiness; he launched out
into an unclean stave, and he reduced his admirers
to mere convulsions. He was encored, and he went
a trifle further, until he reached a depth of bestiality
below which a gaff in Shoreditch could net descend.
Ah! Those bonny lads, how they roared with laughter,
and how they exchanged winks with grinning elders!
Not a single obscure allusion to filth was lost upon
them, and they took more and more drink under pressure
of the secret excitement until many of them were unsteady
and incoherent. I think I should shoot a boy of
mine if I found him enjoying such a foul entertainment.
It was leze-Humanity. The orgie rattled on, to
the joy of all the steaming, soddened company, and
I am not able to guess where some of the songs and
recitations came from. There are deeps below
deeps, and I suppose that there are skilled literary
workmen who have sunk so far that they are ready to
supply the unspeakable dirt which I heard.


