dupe goes on, “I saw how Bill Whipcord was riding;
he eased at the corner, when I wouldn’t have
taken two thousand for my bets, and you could see
that he let Stonemason up. I had taken seven to
four eight times in hundreds, and that broke me.”
The ragged raffish man never thinks that he was quite
ready to plunder other people; he grows inarticulate
with rage only when he remembers how he was bitten
instead of being the biter. His watery eyes slant
as you near a roadside inn, and he is certain to issue
an invitation. Then you see what really brought
him low. It may be a lovely warm day, when the
acrid reek of alcohol is more than usually abhorrent;
but he must take something strong that will presently
inflame the flabby bulge of his cheeks and set his
evil eyes watering more freely than ever. Gin
is his favourite refreshment, because it is cheap,
and produces stupefaction more rapidly than any other
liquid. Very probably he will mix gin and ale
in one horrid draught—and in that case
you know that he is very far gone indeed on the downward
road. If he can possibly coax the change out of
you when the waiter puts it down he will do so, for
he cannot resist the gleam of the coins, and he will
improvise the most courageous lies with an ease which
inspires awe. He thanks you for nothing; he hovers
between cringing familiarity and patronage; and, when
you gladly part with him, he probably solaces himself
by muttering curses on your meanness or your insolence.
Once more—how does the faded military person
come to be on the roads? We shall come to that
presently.
Observe the temporary lord of the tap-room when you
halt on the dusty roads and search for tea or lunch.
He is in black, and a soiled handkerchief is wound
round his throat like an eel. He wears a soft
felt hat which has evidently done duty as a night-cap
many times, and he tries to bear himself as though
the linen beneath his pinned-up coat were of priceless
quality. You know well enough that he has no shirt
on, for he would sell one within half an hour if any
Samaritan fitted him out. His boots are carefully
tucked away under the bench, and his sharp knees seem
likely to start through their greasy casing. As
soon as he sees you he determines to create an impression,
and he at once draws you into the conversation.
“Now, sir, you and I are scholars—I
am an old Balliol man myself—and I was
explaining to these good lads the meaning of the phrase
which had puzzled them, as it has puzzled many more.
Casus belli, sir—that is what we
find in this local rag of a journal; and status
quo ante bellum. Now, sir, these ignorant
souls couldn’t tell what was meant, so I have
been enlightening them. I relax my mind in this
way, though you would hardly think it the proper place
for a Balliol man, while that overfed brute up at
the Hall can drive out with a pair of two-hundred-guinea
bays, sir. Fancy a gentleman and a scholar being
in this company, sir! Now Jones, the landlord