The Prose Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D. — Volume 09 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 428 pages of information about The Prose Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D. — Volume 09.

The Prose Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D. — Volume 09 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 428 pages of information about The Prose Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D. — Volume 09.
as a necessary person, you have little more to do than to carp and cavil at those who hold the pen on the other side; you are sure to be celebrated and caressed by all your party, to a man.  You may affirm and deny what you please, without truth or probability, since it is but loss of time to contradict you.  Besides, commiseration is often on your side, and you have a pretence to be thought honest and disinterested, for adhering to friends in distress.  After which, if your party ever happens to turn up again, you have a strong fund of merit towards making your fortune.  Then, you never fail to be well furnished with materials, every one bringing in his quota, and falsehood being naturally more plentiful than truth.  Not to mention the wonderful delight of libelling men in power, and hugging yourself in a corner with mighty satisfaction for what you have done.

It is quite otherwise with us, who engage as volunteers in the service of a flourishing ministry, in full credit with the Q[uee]n, and beloved by the people, because they have no sinister ends or dangerous designs, but pursue with steadiness and resolution the true interests of both.  Upon which account they little want or desire our assistance; and we may write till the world is weary of reading, without having our pretences allowed either to a place or a pension:  besides, we are refused the common benefit of the party, to have our works cried up of course; the readers of our own side being as ungentle and hard to please, as if we writ against them; and our papers never make their way in the world, but barely in proportion to their merit.  The design of their labours who write on the conquered side, is likewise of greater importance than ours; they are like cordials for dying men, which must be repeated; whereas ours are, in the Scripture phrase, but “meat for babes”:  at least, all I can pretend, is to undeceive the ignorant and those at distance; but their task is to keep up the sinking spirits of a whole party.

After such reflections, I cannot be angry with those gentlemen for perpetually writing against me:  it furnishes them largely with topics, and is besides, their proper business:  neither is it affectation, or altogether scorn, that I do not reply.  But as things are, we both act suitable to our several provinces:  mine is, by laying open some corruptions in the late management, to set those who are ignorant, right in their opinions of persons and things:  it is theirs to cover with fig-leaves all the faults of their friends, as well as they can:  When I have produced my facts, and offered my arguments, I have nothing farther to advance; it is their office to deny and disprove; and then let the world decide.  If I were as they, my chief endeavour should certainly be to batter down the “Examiner,” therefore I cannot but approve their design, Besides, they have indeed another reason for barking incessantly at this paper:  they have in their prints openly taxed

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
The Prose Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D. — Volume 09 from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.