This was facer number two for the campaigner.  He recovered himself more quickly from this one, however, and inflated his chest with even more than his usual pomposity.

“Lavinia,” said he, “you have been straight with me, and, bedad, I’ll be so with you?  When I first thought of you I was down in the world, and, much as I admired you, I own that your money was an inducement as well as yoursilf.  I was so placed that it was impossible for me to think of any woman who had not enough to keep up her own end of the game.  Since that time I’ve done bether.  How I got it is neither here nor there, but I have a little nist-egg in the bank and see me way to increasing it.  You tell me your money’s gone, and I tell you I’ve enough for two; so say the word, acushla, and it’s done.”

“What! without the money?”

“Damn the money?” exclaimed Major Tobias Clutterbuck, and put his arm for the second time around his companion.  This time it remained there.  What happened after that is neither my business nor the reader’s.  Couples who have left their youth behind them have their own little romance quite as much as their juniors, and it is occasionally the more heartfelt of the two.

“What a naughty boy to swear!” exclaimed the widow at last.  “Now I must give you a lecture since I have the chance.”

“Bless her mischievous eyes!” cried the major, with delight in every feature of his face.  “You shall give me as many lectures as you plase.”

“You must be good, then, Toby, if you are to be my husband.  You must not play billiards for money any more.”

“No billiards!  Why, pool is worth three or four pound a wake to me.”

“It doesn’t matter.  No billiards and no cards, and no racing and no betting.  Toby must be very good and behave as a distinguished soldier should do.”

“What are you afther at all?” the major cried.  “Sure if I am to give up me pool and whist, how is a distinguished soldier, and, above all, a distinguished soldier’s wife, going to live?”

“We’ll manage, dear,” she said, looking roguishly up into his face.  “I told you that my money was all in the Agra Bank that broke.”

“You did, worse luck!”

“But I didn’t tell you that I had drawn it all out before it broke, Toby dear.  It was too bad to put you to such a trial, wasn’t it? but really I couldn’t resist the temptation.  Toby shall have money enough without betting, and he shall settle down and tell his stories, and do what he likes without anything to bother him.”

“Bless her heart!” cried the major fervently; and the battered old Bohemian, as he stooped over and kissed her, felt a tear spring to his eyes as he knew that he had come into harbour after life’s stormy tossings.

“No billiards or cards for three months, then,” said the little woman firmly, with her hands round his arm.  “None at all mind!  I am going into Hampshire on a visit to my cousins in the country, and you shall not see me for that time, though you may write.  If you can give me your word of honour when I come back that you’ve given up your naughty ways, why then—­”