The Decameron, Volume II eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 573 pages of information about The Decameron, Volume II.

The Decameron, Volume II eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 573 pages of information about The Decameron, Volume II.
and many another detail quite foreign to the appearance of a man of birth and breeding, of which that which he deemed most notable was a pair of breeches, which, as he saw (for the judge’s outer garments being none too ample were open in front, as he sate), reached half-way down his legs.  By which sight his mind was presently diverted from the friend whom he came there to seek; and forth he hied him in quest of other two of his comrades, the one Ribi, the other Matteuzzo by name, fellows both of them not a whit less jolly than Maso himself; and having found them, he said to them:—­“An you love me, come with me to the court, and I will shew you the queerest scarecrow that ever you saw.”  So the two men hied them with him to the court; and there he pointed out to them the judge and his breeches.  What they saw from a distance served to set them laughing:  then drawing nearer to the dais on which Master Judge was seated, they observed that ’twas easy enough to get under the dais, and moreover that the plank, on which the judge’s feet rested, was broken, so that there was plenty of room for the passage of a hand and arm.  Whereupon quoth Maso to his comrades:—­“’Twere a very easy matter to pull these breeches right down:  wherefore I propose that we do so.”  Each of the men had marked how it might be done; and so, having concerted both what they should do and what they should say, they came to the court again next morning; and, the court being crowded, Matteuzzo, observed by never a soul, slipped beneath the dais, and posted himself right under the spot where the judge’s feet rested, while the other two men took their stand on either side of the judge, each laying hold of the hem of his robe.  Then:—­“Sir, sir, I pray you for God’s sake,” began Maso, “that, before the pilfering rascal that is there beside you can make off, you constrain him to give me back a pair of jack boots that he has stolen from me, which theft he still denies, though ’tis not a month since I saw him getting them resoled.”  Meanwhile Ribi, at the top of his voice, shouted:—­“Believe him not, Sir, the scurvy knave!  ’Tis but that he knows that I am come to demand restitution of a valise that he has stolen from me that he now for the first time trumps up this story about a pair of jack boots that I have had in my house down to the last day or two; and if you doubt what I say, I can bring as witness Trecca, my neighbour, and Grassa, the tripe-woman, and one that goes about gathering the sweepings of Santa Maria a Verzaia, who saw him when he was on his way back from the farm.”  But shout as he might, Maso was still even with him, nor for all that did Ribi bate a jot of his clamour.  And while the judge stood, bending now towards the one, now towards the other, the better to hear them, Matteuzzo seized his opportunity, and thrusting his hand through the hole in the plank caught hold of the judge’s breeches, and tugged at them amain.  Whereby down they came straightway, for the judge was
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