me more ridiculous than the Member of the Second Chamber
in the consciousness of his dignity. If foreign
events do not take place, and those we over-smart Diet
people can neither direct nor prognosticate, I know
quite definitely now what we shall have accomplished
in one, two, or five years, and am willing to effect
it in twenty-four hours if the others will but be
truthful and sensible for a single day. I have
never doubted that they all use water for cooking;
but such an insipid, silly water-broth, in which not
a single bubble of mutton-suet is visible, surprises
me. Send me Filoehr, the village-mayor, Stephen
Lotke, and Herr von Dombrowsky, of the turnpike-house,
as soon as they are washed and combed, and I shall
cut a dash with them in diplomatic circles. I
am making headlong progress in the art of saying nothing
by using, many words; I write reports of many pages,
which read nice and smooth as editorials; and if Manteuffel,
after he has read them, can tell what they contain,
he can do more than I. Each of us makes believe that
he thinks the other is full of ideas and plans, if
he would but speak out, and yet we none of us know
a jot better than the man in the moon does what is
to become of Germany. No mortal, not even the
most malevolently skeptical Democrat, will believe
what a vast amount of charlatanism and consequential
pomposity there is in this diplomacy. But now
I have done enough scolding, and want to tell you that
I am well, and that I was very glad and gave thanks
to the Lord that, according to your last letter, all
was well with you, and that I love you very much,
and look at every pretty villa, thinking that perhaps
our babies will be running about in it in summer.
Do see that you get the girls to come along, or if
they absolutely refuse, bring others from there with
whom we are already somewhat acquainted. I don’t
care to have a Frankfort snip in the room, or with
the children; or we must take a Hessian girl, with
short petticoats and ridiculous head-gear; they are
half-way rural and honest. For the present I shall
rent a furnished room for myself in the city; the inn
here is too expensive. Lodgings, 5 guilders per
day; two cups of tea, without anything else, 36 kreutzers
(35 are 10 silbergroschen), and, served as the style
is here, it is insulting. Day before yesterday
I was at Mayence; it is a charming region, indeed.
The rye is already standing in full ears, although
the weather is infamously cold every night and morning.
The excursions by rail are the best things here.
To Heidelberg, Baden-Baden, Odenwald, Hamburg, Soden,
Wiesbaden, Bingen, Ruedesheim, Niederwald, is a leisurely
day’s journey; one can stay there for five or
six hours and be here again in the evening; hitherto
I have not yet availed myself of it, but shall do so,
so that I may escort you when you are here. Rochow
left for Warsaw at nine o’clock last night;
he will arrive there day after tomorrow at noon, and
will most likely be here again a week from today.


