leaving for the palace the General asked Mr. Wyberg
what he was carrying. “Oh, only a trifle
for the Kaiser!” was the reply. The General
was horrified, and tried to dissuade his friend from
bringing the picture, telling him that the proper
procedure was to ask through the Foreign Office or
the American Embassy for the Emperor’s gracious
acceptance of it. Otherwise the Emperor would
be annoyed, he would think badly of American manners,
and so on. Mr. Wyberg, however, was not to be
deterred, and insisted that it would be “all
right.” While waiting in the reception-room
for the Emperor, Mr. Wyberg unwrapped the picture
and placed it leaning against the wall on a piano.
By and by the Emperor came in, and almost the first
thing he said, after shaking hands, was to ask what
the presence of the picture meant. Mr. Wyberg
explained that it was a mark of gratitude for the kindness
the Emperor had shown his wife and children at Kiel.
The Emperor smiled, said it was a very kind thought,
and willingly accepted the gift. The story has
a sequel. A day or two after a Court official
called at the hotel, to get from General Miles Mr.
Wyberg’s initials, and after another few days
had passed reappeared with a bulky parcel. On
being opened the parcel was found to consist of a
large silver loving-cup, with Mr. Wyberg’s name
chased upon it, and underneath the words, “From
Wilhelm II.”
Another anecdote refers to an American naval attache,
a favourite of the Emperor’s. Dinner at
the palace was over, and the attache, wishing to keep
a memento of the occasion, took his large menu card
and concealed it, as he thought, between his waistcoat
and his shirt. Unfortunately, when taking leave
of the Emperor, the card slipped down and part of
it became visible. The Emperor’s quick eye
immediately noticed it. “Hallo! H——,”
he exclaimed; “look out, your dickey’s
coming down!” The story shows the Emperor’s
acquaintance with English slang as well as his geniality.
The Emperor seems to take pleasure in displaying himself
to Americans in as republican a light as possible,
and when he desires the company of an American friend,
stands on no sort of ceremony. The American’s
telephone bell may ring at any hour of the day or evening,
and a voice is heard—“Here royal
palace. His Majesty wishes to ask if the Herr
So-and-So will come to the palace this evening for
dinner.” On one occasion this happened
to Professor Burgess. The telephone at the Hotel
Adlon in Berlin rang up from Potsdam about six in the
afternoon, and there was so little time for the Professor
to catch his train that he was forced to finish his
dressing en route. Or the invitation may
be for “a glass of beer” after dinner,
about nine o’clock.