The French Revolution eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,095 pages of information about The French Revolution.

The French Revolution eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,095 pages of information about The French Revolution.
might be,—­how shall he now open Heaven’s gate, and give Absolution with the corpus delicti still under his nose?  Our Grand-Almoner Roche-Aymon, for his part, will not higgle with a royal sinner about turning of the key:  but there are other Churchmen; there is a King’s Confessor, foolish Abbe Moudon; and Fanaticism and Decency are not yet extinct.  On the whole, what is to be done?  The doors can be well watched; the Medical Bulletin adjusted; and much, as usual, be hoped for from time and chance.

The doors are well watched, no improper figure can enter.  Indeed, few wish to enter; for the putrid infection reaches even to the Oeil-de-Boeuf; so that ‘more than fifty fall sick, and ten die.’  Mesdames the Princesses alone wait at the loathsome sick-bed; impelled by filial piety.  The three Princesses, Graille, Chiffe, Coche (Rag, Snip, Pig, as he was wont to name them), are assiduous there; when all have fled.  The fourth Princess Loque (Dud), as we guess, is already in the Nunnery, and can only give her orisons.  Poor Graille and Sisterhood, they have never known a Father:  such is the hard bargain Grandeur must make.  Scarcely at the Debotter (when Royalty took off its boots) could they snatch up their ’enormous hoops, gird the long train round their waists, huddle on their black cloaks of taffeta up to the very chin;’ and so, in fit appearance of full dress, ‘every evening at six,’ walk majestically in; receive their royal kiss on the brow; and then walk majestically out again, to embroidery, small-scandal, prayers, and vacancy.  If Majesty came some morning, with coffee of its own making, and swallowed it with them hastily while the dogs were uncoupling for the hunt, it was received as a grace of Heaven. (Campan, i. 11-36.) Poor withered ancient women! in the wild tossings that yet await your fragile existence, before it be crushed and broken; as ye fly through hostile countries, over tempestuous seas, are almost taken by the Turks; and wholly, in the Sansculottic Earthquake, know not your right hand from your left, be this always an assured place in your remembrance:  for the act was good and loving!  To us also it is a little sunny spot, in that dismal howling waste, where we hardly find another.

Meanwhile, what shall an impartial prudent Courtier do?  In these delicate circumstances, while not only death or life, but even sacrament or no sacrament, is a question, the skilfulest may falter.  Few are so happy as the Duke d’Orleans and the Prince de Conde; who can themselves, with volatile salts, attend the King’s ante-chamber; and, at the same time, send their brave sons (Duke de Chartres, Egalite that is to be; Duke de Bourbon, one day Conde too, and famous among Dotards) to wait upon the Dauphin.  With another few, it is a resolution taken; jacta est alea.  Old Richelieu,—­when Beaumont, driven by public opinion, is at last for entering the sick-room,—­will twitch him by the rochet, into a recess; and there, with his old dissipated mastiff-face, and the oiliest vehemence, be seen pleading (and even, as we judge by Beaumont’s change of colour, prevailing) ’that the King be not killed by a proposition in Divinity.’  Duke de Fronsac, son of Richelieu, can follow his father:  when the Cure of Versailles whimpers something about sacraments, he will threaten to ‘throw him out of the window if he mention such a thing.’

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