| Table of Contents | |
| Section | Page |
| Start of eBook | 1 |
| Title: More Goops and How Not to Be Them | 1 |
| MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM | 1 |
| MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM | 1 |
| NEW YORK | 1 |
| COPYRIGHT, 1903, BY GELETT BURGESS | 1 |
| Table of Contents | |
| Section | Page |
| Start of eBook | 1 |
| Title: More Goops and How Not to Be Them | 1 |
| MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM | 1 |
| MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM | 1 |
| NEW YORK | 1 |
| COPYRIGHT, 1903, BY GELETT BURGESS | 1 |