MRS. VERNON. [Shaking.] Why, Lor’, Sam—I’m glad—I’ll bet Em’ly kissed him.
KATE and LIZBETH shake hands with SAM. Enter JIM—EM’LY runs to him.
EM’LY. Jim!
JIM puts his left arm around EM’LY and sits on anvil.
SAM. [Approaching and taking JIM’S hand, smiling.] You didn’t think I done it, did you, Jim?
JIM. [Nods at EM’LY.] No, not while she’s keepin’ house for me—ha, ha!
EM’LY. He’s always stood up for you, Sam.
JOE. Well, tell us ’bout it, Sam. Did the papers have it right?
They are a semi-circle about SAM.
SAM. Yes, purty near.
JOE. Did you help the feller into your car?
SAM. Yes, we were just pulling out of the depot when he came a-runnin’ up to my side door with an order from the superintendent for me to carry him as fur as Vinita. He ran alongside and put his hand up, so of course I pulled him into the car.
EM’LY. Wasn’t you scared, Sam?
SAM. Why, no—I thought he belonged to the company, and he went to work with me, sorting and fixing my express stuff.
JOE. Well, I’m durned!
SAM. [Intensely serious.] I joked with him—just like I’m joking with you—he was one of the nicest fellows I ever saw.
JOE. [Wide-eyed with gossip.] Don’t that beat everything?
SAM. When we were eighteen or twenty miles out, an’ I was stoopin’ this way over a box—I felt him on my back, and grabbing at my arms—why, why—even then I thought he was jokin’, and I looked around laughin’, and here was his gun pokin’ right into my face.
MRS. VERNON. [Haunted.] Just think of it!
JOE. Then he tied you.
SAM. What could I do? There was his gun—and I wasn’t even on my feet—anybody could tie a fellow that way—I could tie you, couldn’t I? [To JIM.
JIM. If you had the gun?
SAM. Yes.
JIM. Well, rather.
SAM. [Indignantly.] The ropes cut clean through here at my wrists, and there was a mark over one eye where I fell against the safe—and then the company said I was an accomplice.
JOE. Then I s’pose he jis’ deliberately packed his little valise full of green-backs and—[Pantomimes.]—got out!
SAM. A hundred and twenty thousand—
JOE. Jump off?
SAM. No—got off at a water-tank.
JIM. I s’pose you’d know him agin?
SAM. Anywhere.
LIZBETH. [With nursery alarm.] He must a looked terrible.
SAM. [Commonplace.] Well, he didn’t—nice a lookin’ feller as you want to see. Black mustache—kind a curly hair—looked a little bit, you know, like a race-horse man.
EM’LY. The company said Sam wrote the superintendent’s order himself.


