Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: in Mizzoura eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 87 pages of information about Representative Plays by American Dramatists.

Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: in Mizzoura eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 87 pages of information about Representative Plays by American Dramatists.

KATE.  Why do you have the dogs about?

MRS. VERNON.  Well, when you’ve lived as long as I have in Pike County, you’ll know you got to have dogs if you leave your winders open.  There—­I’ve ironed another pearl button in two—­yes, an’ it’s pulled a piece right out o’ one o’ yer pa’s bosoms.  That’s ’cause I’m so tired, I can’t see.  Lizbeth, where’s them prescriptions?

LIZBETH.  In the yeast-powder box.

MRS. VERNON.  Well, get one for me. [LIZBETH gets box from over the stove.] I can’t go on with this ironin’ without some beer.

LIZBETH.  Who’ll go for it?

MRS. VERNON.  Ask Dave—­

LIZBETH. [At door.  Calls.] Dave!

DAVE. [Off.] Yes, Lizbeth.

LIZBETH.  Ma wants you to—­

MRS. VERNON.  Now, don’t yawp it out to the whole neighbourhood,
Lizbeth—­tell Dave to come here.

LIZBETH. [In a lower tone.] Come here!

MRS. VERNON.  Give me the prescription. [LIZBETH arranges the linen in the basket.  Enter DAVE.] Dave, the ironin’ an’ the heat an’ everything jes’ about floored me—­won’t you go to the drug-store with this prescription, an’ get me a quart bottle of St. Louis beer?

DAVE. [Taking the prescription.] Certainly.

MRS. VERNON.  I can’t send the girls after dark.

DAVE.  Oh, that’s all right. [Exits to street.

MRS. VERNON. [Ironing again.] If your pa ever does get into the Legislature, I hope he’ll defeat this blamed local auction business.  It’s all well enough for those Salvation women who ain’t got a thing to do but pound tambourines, but if they had the washin’, and ironin’, an’ cookin’ to do for a fambly of six—­an’ three dogs—­they’d need something to keep body an’ soul together.

KATE. [Going to street door.] How much longer shall you iron to-night?

MRS. VERNON.  Why?  Do you want the room?

KATE.  Oh, no—­but—­

LIZBETH.  Is Travers coming to-night, Kate? [Sits in rocker.

KATE.  I don’t know who may come.

MRS. VERNON.  What difference does it make who does come?

KATE.  None, except that the room is filled with smoke and—­is hot.

MRS. VERNON.  Well, to my mind, Travers may as well get himself used to places that are hot and filled with smoke—­fur if he ain’t one of Old Nick’s own ones, I never see any—­

KATE.  Mother!!  Mr. Travers is a gentleman!

MRS. VERNON.  How do you know?  Four years to a female seminary don’t make you a better judge of gentlemen than us who stay to home here.  Your pa’s a gentleman if he is a wheelwright—­so is Jim Radburn—­

LIZBETH.  And Dave—­

MRS. VERNON.  Yes, and Dave—­

KATE.  But none of them is like Mr. Travers.

MRS. VERNON.  No, thank God they ain’t.  Travers, Kate—­[Pause] Travers—­[Pause] and, mind you, I’ve seen men before you was born—­Travers is as much like a gambler as any I ever saw.

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