“Why give yourself so much bother, my dear old veteran?” said she one day, six months after their doubly adulterous union.  “Do you want to be flirting?  To be unfaithful to me?  I assure you, I should like you better without your make-up.  Oblige me by giving up all your artificial charms.  Do you suppose that it is for two sous’ worth of polish on your boots that I love you?  For your india-rubber belt, your strait-waistcoat, and your false hair?  And then, the older you look, the less need I fear seeing my Hulot carried off by a rival.”

And Hulot, trusting to Madame Marneffe’s heavenly friendship as much as to her love, intending, too, to end his days with her, had taken this confidential hint, and ceased to dye his whiskers and hair.  After this touching declaration from his Valerie, handsome Hector made his appearance one morning perfectly white.  Madame Marneffe could assure him that she had a hundred times detected the white line of the growth of the hair.

“And white hair suits your face to perfection,” said she; “it softens it.  You look a thousand times better, quite charming.”

The Baron, once started on this path of reform, gave up his leather waistcoat and stays; he threw off all his bracing.  His stomach fell and increased in size.  The oak became a tower, and the heaviness of his movements was all the more alarming because the Baron grew immensely older by playing the part of Louis XII.  His eyebrows were still black, and left a ghostly reminiscence of Handsome Hulot, as sometimes on the wall of some feudal building a faint trace of sculpture remains to show what the castle was in the days of its glory.  This discordant detail made his eyes, still bright and youthful, all the more remarkable in his tanned face, because it had so long been ruddy with the florid hues of a Rubens; and now a certain discoloration and the deep tension of the wrinkles betrayed the efforts of a passion at odds with natural decay.  Hulot was now one of those stalwart ruins in which virile force asserts itself by tufts of hair in the ears and nostrils and on the fingers, as moss grows on the almost eternal monuments of the Roman Empire.

How had Valerie contrived to keep Crevel and Hulot side by side, each tied to an apron-string, when the vindictive Mayor only longed to triumph openly over Hulot?  Without immediately giving an answer to this question, which the course of the story will supply, it may be said that Lisbeth and Valerie had contrived a powerful piece of machinery which tended to this result.  Marneffe, as he saw his wife improved in beauty by the setting in which she was enthroned, like the sun at the centre of the sidereal system, appeared, in the eyes of the world, to have fallen in love with her again himself; he was quite crazy about her.  Now, though his jealousy made him somewhat of a marplot, it gave enhanced value to Valerie’s favors.  Marneffe meanwhile showed a blind confidence in his chief, which degenerated into ridiculous complaisance.  The only person whom he really would not stand was Crevel.