In connection with this subject, it may not be inappropriate to mention the following occurrence, which is said to have taken place at Harvard College.
Dr. ——, in propria persona, called upon a Southern student one morning in the recitation-room to define logic. The question was something in this form. “Mr. ——, what is logic?” Ans. “Logic, Sir, is the art of reasoning.” “Ay; but I wish you to give the definition in the exact words of the learned author.” “O, Sir, he gives a very long, intricate, confused definition, with which I did not think proper to burden my memory.” “Are you aware who the learned author is?” “O, yes! your honor, Sir.” “Well, then, I fine you one dollar for disrespect.” Taking out a two-dollar note, the student said, with the utmost sang froid, “If you will change this, I will pay you on the spot.” “I fine you another dollar,” said the Professor, emphatically, “for repeated disrespect.” “Then ’tis just the change, Sir,” said the student, coolly.
FIRST-YEAR MEN. In the University of Cambridge, England, the title of First-Year Men, or Freshmen, is given to students during the first year of their residence at the University.
FISH. At Harvard College, to seek or gain the good-will of an instructor by flattery, caresses, kindness, or officious civilities; to curry favor. The German word fischen has a secondary meaning, to get by cunning, which is similar to the English word fish. Students speak of fishing for parts, appointments, ranks, marks, &c.
I give to those that fish for parts,
Long, sleepless nights, and aching hearts,
A little soul, a fawning spirit,
With half a grain of plodding merit,
Which is, as Heaven I hope will say,
Giving what’s not my own away.
Will of Charles Prentiss,
in Rural Repository, 1795.
Who would let a Tutor knave
Screw him like a Guinea slave!
Who would fish a fine to save!
Let him turn and flee.—Rebelliad,
p. 35.


