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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER induces immediate influenza.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER turns head-ache into delirium.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER literally blows up the brain tissues.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sets a whole household on the sneeze.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER establishes fever in the Infant School.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER paralyses the Hippopotamus.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER drives a Chief Justice off the Bench.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER irritates the Solicitor.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER maddens the dentist.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sets the Archbishop dancing a break-down.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER hurries the Philosopher into a Lunatic Asylum.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER staggers the rising Politician.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER causes the resignation of the Prime Minister.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER makes a four-wheeler cab-horse win the Derby.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the sheet-anchor for Practical Jokers.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER may be safely relied on by Master TOMMY.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, put in the baby’s bottle, will divert the Nursery.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, introduced into the Soup at a dinner-party, will lead to a serious riot in the dining-room.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, administered in a sandwich, will choke an Uncle.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the general disorganiser of every Household.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.—­A Pinch will thoroughly banish sleep for a whole fortnight.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.—­“An Octogenarian Consumer” writes:—­“I was in a comatose condition for twenty years, when I came across your Pepper.  I had scarcely tried it ere I bounded up from my arm-chair, and have danced a continual fandango ever since.  I carry it loose in all my pockets, and scatter it on all my friends whenever I meet them.  This has got me kicked out of all their houses in turn; but I do not in the least mind.  I’m as merry and as mad as a March hare—­and your Pepper has done it.”