Mr. Prohack eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 468 pages of information about Mr. Prohack.

Mr. Prohack eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 468 pages of information about Mr. Prohack.

“This is a beautiful box,” said Eve to him, amazed at the grandeur of the receptacle into which they had been ushered.

“It’s Mr. Chown’s own box.”

“Then isn’t Mr. Chown to be here to-night?”

“No!  He went to Paris this morning for a rest.  The acting manager will telephone to him after each act.  That’s how he always does, you know.”

“When the cat’s away the mice will play,” thought Mr. Prohack uncomfortably, with the naughty sensations of a mouse.  The huge auditorium was a marvellous scene of excited brilliance.  As the stalls filled up a burst of clapping came at intervals from the unseen pit.

“What are they clapping for?” said the simple Eve, who, like Mr. Prohack, had never been to a first-night before, to say nothing of such a super-first-night as this.

“Oh!” replied Ozzie negligently.  “Some one they know by sight just come into the stalls.  The chic thing in the pit is to recognise, and to show by applause that you have recognised.  The one that applauds the oftenest wins the game in the pit.”

At those words and their tone Mr. Prohack looked at Ozzie with a new eye, as who should be thinking:  “Is Sissie right about this fellow after all?”

Sissie sat down modestly and calmly next to her mother.  Nobody could guess from her apparently ingenuous countenance that she knew that she, and not the Terror of the departments and his wife, was the originating cause of Mr. Morfey’s grandiose hospitality.

“I suppose the stalls are full of celebrities?” said Eve.

“They’re full of people who’ve paid twice the ordinary price for their seats,” answered Ozzie.

“Who’s that extraordinary old red-haired woman in the box opposite?” Eve demanded.

“That’s Enid.”

“Enid?”

“Yes.  You know the Enid stove, don’t you?  All ladies know the Enid stove.  It’s been a household word for forty years.  That’s the original Enid.  Her father invented the stove, and named it after her when she was a girl.  She never misses a first-night.”

“How extraordinary!  Is she what you call a celebrity?”

“Rather!”

“Now,” said Mr. Prohack.  “Now, at last I understand the real meaning of fame.”

“But that’s Charlie down there!” exclaimed Eve, suddenly, pointing to the stalls and then looking behind her to see if there was not another Charlie in the box.

“Yes,” Ozzie agreed.  “Lady Massulam had an extra stall, and as five’s a bit of a crowd in this box....  I thought he’d told you.”

“He had not,” said Eve.

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