they reek! 
  The more the wayward, disobedient song
  Errs from the right to celebrate the wrong,
  More diligently still the singer strums,
  To drown the horrid sound, with all his thumbs. 
  Gods, what a spectacle!  The angels lean
  Out of high Heaven to view the sorry scene,
  And Israfel, “whose heart-strings are a lute,”
  Though now compassion makes their music mute,
  Among the weeping company appears,
  Pearls in his eyes and cotton in his ears.

AN OFFER OF MARRIAGE.

  Once I “dipt into the future far as human eye could see,”
  And saw—­it was not Sandow, nor John Sullivan, but she—­
  The Emancipated Woman, who was weeping as she ran
  Here and there for the discovery of Expurgated Man. 
  But the sun of Evolution ever rose and ever set,
  And that tardiest of mortals hadn’t evoluted yet. 
  Hence the tears that she cascaded, hence the sighs that tore apart
  All the tendinous connections of her indurated heart. 
  Cried Emancipated Woman, as she wearied of the search: 
  “In Advancing I have left myself distinctly in the lurch! 
  Seeking still a worthy partner, from the land of brutes and dudes
  I have penetrated rashly into manless solitudes. 
  Now without a mate of any kind where am I?—­that’s to say,
  Where shall I be to-morrow?—­where exert my rightful sway
  And the purifying strength of my emancipated mind? 
  Can solitude be lifted up, vacuity refined? 
  Calling, calling from the shadows in the rear of my Advance—­
  From the Region of Unprogress in the Dark Domain of Chance—­
  Long I heard the Unevolvable beseeching my return
  To share the degradation he’s reluctant to unlearn. 
  But I fancy I detected—­though I pray it wasn’t that—­
  A low reverberation, like an echo in a hat. 
  So I’ve held my way regardless, evoluting year by year,
  Till I’m what you now behold me—­or would if you were here—­
  A condensed Emancipation and a Purifier proud
  An Independent Entity appropriately loud! 
  Independent?  Yes, in spirit, but (O, woful, woful state!)
  Doomed to premature extinction by privation of a mate—­
  To extinction or reversion, for Unexpurgated Man
  Still awaits me in the backward if I sicken of the van. 
  O the horrible dilemma!—­to be odiously linked
  With an Undeveloped Species, or become a Type Extinct!”

  As Emancipated Woman wailed her sorrow to the air,
  Stalking out of desolation came a being strange and rare—­
  Plato’s Man!—­bipedal, featherless from mandible to rump,
  Its wings two quilless flippers and its tail a plumeless stump. 
  First it scratched and then it clucked, as if in hospitable terms
  It invited her to banquet on imaginary worms. 
  Then it strutted up before her with a lifting of the head,
  And in accents of affection and of sympathy it said: