deesses of the college halls. The trouble with
most “uneducated” orators is, that they
become enamored of these shining gods and goddesses,
after they have lost, through repetition, all of their
old power to give point or force to any good sentence
of modern oratory. During the times when, to
be a speaker at Abolitionist meetings, the speaker
ran the risk of being pelted with rotten eggs, I happened
to be present, as one of a small antislavery audience,
gathered in an equally small hall. Among the
speakers was an honest, strong-minded, warm-hearted
young mechanic, who, as long as he was true to his
theme, spoke earnestly, manfully, and well; but alas!
he thought he could not close without calling in some
god or goddess to give emphasis—after the
method of college students—to his previous
statements. He selected, of course, that unfortunate
phantom whom he called the Goddess of Liberty.
“Here, in Boston,” he thundered, “where
she was cradled in Faneuil Hall, can it be that Liberty
should be trampled under foot, when, after two generations
have passed,—yes, sir, have elapsed,—she
has grown—yes, sir, I repeat it, has grown—grown
up, sir, into a great man?” The change in sex
was, in this case, more violent than usual; but how
many instances occur to everybody’s recollection,
where that poor Goddess has been almost equally outraged,
through a puerile ambition on the part of the orator
to endow her with an exceptional distinction by senseless
rhodomontade, manufactured by the word-machine which
he presumes to call his imagination! All imitative
imagery is the grave of common-sense.
Now let us pass to an imagination which is, perhaps,
the grandest in American oratory, but which was as
perfectly natural as that of the “cold molasses,”
or “God’s flat-iron,” of the New
England farmer,—as natural, indeed, as
the “sky-blue, God’s color,” of the
New England boy. Daniel Webster, standing on
the heights of Quebec at an early hour of a summer
morning, heard the ordinary morning drum-beat which
called the garrison to their duty. Knowing that
the British possessions belted the globe, the thought
occurred to him that the morning drum would go on
beating in some English post to the time when it would
sound again in Quebec. Afterwards, in a speech
on President Jackson’s Protest, he dwelt on
the fact that our Revolutionary forefathers engaged
in a war with Great Britain on a strict question of
principle, “while actual suffering was still
afar off.” How could he give most effect
to this statement? It would have been easy for
him to have presented statistical tables, showing
the wealth, population, and resources of England, followed
by an enumeration of her colonies and military stations,
all going to prove the enormous strength of the nation
against which the United American colonies raised
their improvised flag. But the thought which had
heretofore occurred to him at Quebec happily recurred
to his mind the moment it was needed; and he flashed