“The world is small, and it grows smaller every day.  It’s a single organic body, and one spot of gangrene is enough to vitiate the whole.  There’s no room upon it for dishonest, defaulting, tyrannical, irresponsible Governments.  As long as they exist they will always be sources of trouble and of danger.  But there are many races which appear to be so incapable of improvement that we can never hope to get a good Government out of them.  What is to be done, then?  The former device of Providence in such a case was extermination by some more virile stock—­ an Attila or a Tamerlane pruned off the weaker branch.  Now, we have a more merciful substitution of rulers, or even of mere advice from a more advanced race.  That is the case with the Central Asian Khanates and with the protected States of India.  If the work has to be done, and if we are the best fitted for the work, then I think that it would be a cowardice and a crime to shirk it.”

“But who is to decide whether it is a fitting case for your interference?” objected the American.  “A predatory country could grab every other land in the world upon such a pretext.”

“Events—­inexorable, inevitable events—­will decide it.  Take this Egyptian business as an example.  In 1881 there was nothing in this world further from the minds of our people than any interference with Egypt; and yet 1882 left us in possession of the country.  There was never any choice in the chain of events.  A massacre in the streets of Alexandria, and the mounting of guns to drive out our fleet—­which was there, you understand, in fulfilment of solemn treaty obligations—­led to the bombardment.  The bombardment led to a landing to save the city from destruction.  The landing caused an extension of operations—­and here we are, with the country upon our hands.  At the time of trouble we begged and implored the French, or any one else, to come and help us to put the thing to rights, but they all deserted us when there was work to be done, although they are ready enough to scold and to impede us now.  When we tried to get out of it, up came this wild Dervish movement, and we had to sit tighter than ever.  We never wanted the task; but, now that it has come, we must put it through in a workmanlike manner.  We’ve brought justice into the country, and purity of administration, and protection for the poor man.  It has made more advance in the last twelve years than since the Moslem invasion in the seventh century.  Except the pay of a couple of hundred men, who spend their money in the country, England has neither directly nor indirectly made a shilling out of it, and I don’t believe you will find in history a more successful and more disinterested bit of work.”

Headingly puffed thoughtfully at his cigarette.

“There is a house near ours, down on the Back Bay at Boston, which just ruins the whole prospect,” said he.  “It has old chairs littered about the stoop, and the shingles are loose, and the garden runs wild; but I don’t know that the neighbours are exactly justified in rushing in, and stamping around, and running the thing on their own lines.”