This will be put into your hands by Dr. Shippen, a physician, who has been here some time with Miss Poyntz, and is at this moment setting out for your metropolis; so I snatch the opportunity of writing to you and my kind friend Mrs. Garrick.  I see nothing like her here, and yet I have been introduced to one half of their best Goddesses, and in a month more shall be admitted to the shrines of the other half; but I neither worship or fall (much) on my knees before them; but, on the contrary, have converted many unto Shandeism; for be it known, I Shandy it away fifty times more than I was ever wont, talk more nonsense than ever you heard me talk in your days—­and to all sorts of people. Qui le diable est cet homme-la—­said Choiseul t’other day—­ce chevalier Shandy?  You’ll think me as vain as a devil, was I to tell you the rest of the dialogue; whether the bearer knows it or no, I know not.  ’Twill serve up after supper, in Southampton-street, amongst other small dishes, after the fatigues of Richard III.  O God! they have nothing here, which gives the nerves so smart a blow, as those great characters in the hands of Garrick! but I forgot I am writing to the man himself.  The devil take (as he will) these transports of enthusiasm!  Apropos, the whole city of Paris is bewitched with the comic opera, and if it was not for the affair of the Jesuits, which takes up one half of our talk, the comic opera would have it all.  It is a tragical nuisance in all companies as it is, and was it not for some sudden starts and dashes of Shandeism, which now and then either break the thread, or entangle it so, that the devil himself would be puzzled in winding it off, I should die a martyr—­this by the way I never will.

I send you over some of these comic operas by the bearer, with the Sallon, a satire.  The French comedy, I seldom visit it—­they act scarce in anything but tragedies—­and the Clairon is great, and Mile.  Dumesnil, in some places, still greater than her; yet I cannot bear preaching—­I fancy I got a surfeit of it in my younger days.  There is a tragedy to be damned to-night—­peace be with it, and the gentle brain which made it!  I have ten thousand things to tell you I cannot write, I do a thousand things which cut no figure, but in the doing—­and as in London, I have the honour of having done and said a thousand things I never did or dreamed of—­and yet I dream abundantly.  If the devil stood behind me in the shape of a courier, I could not write faster than I do, having five letters more to dispatch by the same gentleman; he is going into another section of the globe, and when he has seen you, will depart in peace.

The Duke of Orleans has suffered my portrait to be added to the number of some odd men in his collection; and a gentleman who lives with him has taken it most expressively, at full length:  I purpose to obtain an etching of it, and to send it you.  Your prayer for me of rosy health is heard.  If I stay here for three or four months, I shall return more than reinstated.  My love to Mrs. Garrick.