This line once adopted was never given up, though it was accompanied once or twice with passionate expressions of regret at the vanity of long-cherished hopes.  Then came a letter, or two more in which the fair writer described herself as torn this way and that way, and not knowing what to do for the best, and inveighed against Fate.

Then came a long silence.

Then came a short letter imploring him, if he loved her as she loved him, to try and forget her, except as one who would always watch over his interests, and weep for him in secret.

“Crocodile!” said Monckton, with a cold sneer.

All this showed him it was his interest not to lose his hold on her.  So he always wrote to her in a beautiful strain of faith, affection, and constancy.

But this part of the comedy was cut short by the lady discontinuing the correspondence and concealing her address for years.

“Ah!” said Monckton, “she wants to cure me.  That cock won’t fight, my beauty.  A month before he was let loose upon society came a surprise—­a letter from his wife, directing him to call at the office of a certain solicitor in Serjeant’s Inn, Fleet Street, when he would receive L50 upon his personal receipt, and a similar sum from time to time, provided he made no attempt to discover her, or in any way disturb her life.  ’Oh, Leonard,’ said she, ’you ruined me once.  Pray do not destroy me again.  You may be sure I am not happy; but I am in peace and comfort, and I am old enough to know their value.  Dear Leonard, I offer them both to you.  Pray, pray do not despise them, and, whatever you do, do not offend against the law again.  You see how strong it is.’”

Monckton read this with calm indifference.  He did not expect a woman to give him a pension unconditionally, or without some little twaddle by way of drawback.  He called on the lawyer, and sent in his name.  He was received by the lawyer in person, and eyed very keenly.  “I am directed to call here for L50, sir,” said he.

“Yes, Mr. Monckton.  I believe the payment is conditional.”

“No, sir; not the first L50.  It is the future payments that are to depend upon my conniving at my wife’s infidelity;” and with that he handed him the letter.

The lawyer perused it, and said:  “You are right, sir.  The L50 shall be paid to you immediately; but we must request you to consider that our client is your friend, and acts by our advice, and that it will not be either graceful or delicate to interpret her conduct to her discredit.”

“My good sir,” said Monckton, with one of his cynical sneers, “every time your client pays me L50, put on the receipt that black is white in matters of conjugal morality, and I’ll sign the whole acknowledgment.”

Finding he had such a serpent to deal with, the lawyer cut the dialogue short, and paid the money.  However, as Monckton was leaving, he said:  “You can write to us when you want any more, and would it be discreet of me to ask where we can address you?”