case of sickness even these would be alleviated by
the assistance of some stout girl of all work, or
kindly neighbour, and the tidy parlour or snug bed-room
would be her retreat if unequal to the daily duties
of her own kitchen. Think of such a lot compared
with that of the head engineer of Mr. ——’s
plantation, whose sole wages are his coarse food and
raiment and miserable hovel, and whose wife, covered
with one filthy garment of ragged texture and dingy
colour, bare-footed and bare-headed, is daily driven
a-field to labour with aching pain-racked joints, under
the lash of a driver, or lies languishing on the earthen
floor of the dismal plantation hospital in a condition
of utter physical destitution and degradation such
as the most miserable dwelling of the poorest inhabitant
of your free Northern villages never beheld the like
of. Think of the rows of tidy tiny houses in
the long suburbs of Boston and Philadelphia, inhabited
by artisans of just the same grade as this poor Ned,
with their white doors and steps, their hydrants of
inexhaustible fresh flowing water, the innumerable
appliances for decent comfort of their cheerful rooms,
the gay wardrobe of the wife, her cotton prints for
daily use, her silk for Sunday church-going; the careful
comfort of the children’s clothing, the books
and newspapers in the little parlour, the daily district
school, the weekly parish church: imagine if you
can—but you are happy that you cannot—the
contrast between such an existence and that of the
best mechanic on a Southern plantation.
Did you ever read (but I am sure you never did, and
no more did I), an epic poem on fresh-water fish?
Well, such a one was once written, I have forgotten
by whom, but assuredly the heroine of it ought to have
been the Altamaha shad—a delicate creature,
so superior to the animal you northerners devour with
greedy thankfulness when the spring sends back their
finny drove to your colder waters, that one would not
suppose these were of the same family, instead of
being, as they really are, precisely the same fish.
Certainly the mud of the Altamaha must have some most
peculiar virtues; and, by the by, I have never anywhere
tasted such delicious tea as that which we make with
this same turbid stream, the water of which duly filtered,
of course, has some peculiar softness which affects
the tea (and it is the same we always use) in a most
curious and agreeable manner.
On my return to the house I found a terrible disturbance in consequence of
the disappearance from under cook John’s safe keeping, of a ham Mr. -----
had committed to his charge. There was no doubt whatever that the
unfortunate culinary slave had made away in some inscrutable manner with
the joint intended for our table: the very lies he told about it were so
curiously shallow, child-like, and transparent, that while they confirmed
the fact of his theft quite as much if not more than an absolute
confession would have done, they provoked at once my pity and my