The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 01, No. 6, April, 1858 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 311 pages of information about The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 01, No. 6, April, 1858.

The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 01, No. 6, April, 1858 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 311 pages of information about The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 01, No. 6, April, 1858.
in that clandestine transaction?  It gives me none.  On the contrary, it strengthens my suspicions against Mr. Jay and his confederates, because it suggests a distinct motive for their stealing the money.  A gentleman who is going to spend his honeymoon at Richmond wants money; and a gentleman who is in debt to all his tradespeople wants money.  Is this an unjustifiable imputation of bad motives?  In the name of outraged Morality, I deny it.  These men have combined together, and have stolen a woman.  Why should they not combine together and steal a cash-box?  I take my stand on the logic of rigid Virtue; and I defy all the sophistry of Vice to move me an inch out of my position.

Speaking of virtue, I may add that I have put this view of the case to Mr. and Mrs. Yatman.  That accomplished and charming woman found it difficult, at first, to follow the close chain of my reasoning.  I am free to confess that she shook her head, and shed tears, and joined her husband in premature lamentation over the loss of the two hundred pounds.  But a little careful explanation on my part, and a little attentive listening on hers, ultimately changed her opinion.  She now agrees with me, that there is nothing in this unexpected circumstance of the clandestine marriage which absolutely tends to divert suspicion from Mr. Jay, or Mr.  “Jack,” or the runaway lady,—­“audacious hussey” was the term my fair friend used in speaking of her, but let that pass.  It is more to the purpose to record, that Mrs. Yatman has not lost confidence in me, and that Mr. Yatman promises to follow her example and do his best to look hopefully for future results.

I have now, in the new turn that circumstances have taken, to await advice from your office.  I pause for fresh orders with all the composure of a man who has got two strings to his bow.  When I traced the three confederates from the church door to the railway terminus, I had two motives for doing so.  First, I followed them as a matter of official business, believing them still to have been guilty of the robbery.  Secondly, I followed them as a matter of private speculation, with a view of discovering the place of refuge to which the runaway couple intended to retreat, and of making my information a marketable commodity to offer to the young lady’s family and friends.  Thus, whatever happens, I may congratulate myself beforehand on not having wasted my time.  If the office approves of my conduct, I have my plan ready for further proceedings.  If the office blames me, I shall take myself off, with my marketable information, to the genteel villa-residence in the neighborhood of the Regent’s Park.  Any way, the affair puts money into my pocket, and does credit to my penetration, as an uncommonly sharp man.

I have only one word more to add, and it is this:—­If any individual ventures to assert that Mr. Jay and his confederates are innocent of all share in the stealing of the cash-box, I, in return, defy that individual—­though he may even be Chief Inspector Theakstone himself—­to tell me who has committed the robbery at Rutherford Street, Soho.

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