problem which he did not believe himself capable of
solving as easily as he could eat his dinner when
hungry. “Common-sense business-habits”—his
favorite phrase—he believed to be quite
sufficient for the elucidation of the most difficult
question in law, physic, or divinity. The science
of law, especially, he held to be an alphabet which
any man—of common sense and business habits—could
as easily master as he could count five on his fingers;
and there was no end to his ridicule of the men with
horse-hair head-dresses, and their quirks, quiddits,
cases, tenures, and such-like devil’s lingo.
Lawyers, according to him, were a set of thorough
humbugs and impostors, who gained their living by
false pretence—that of affording advice
and counsel, which every sane man could better render
himself. He was unmistakably mad upon this subject,
and he carried his insane theory into practice.
He drew his own leases, examined the titles of some
house-property he purchased, and set his hand and
seal to the final deeds, guided only by his own common-sense
spectacles. Once he bid, at the Auction Mart,
as high as fifty-three thousand pounds for the Holmford
estate, Herefordshire; and had he not been outbidden
by young Palliser, son of the then recently-deceased
eminent distiller, who was eager to obtain the property,
with a view to a seat in parliament which its possession
was said to almost insure—he would, I had
not at the time the slightest doubt, have completed
the purchase, without for a moment dreaming of submitting
the vender’s title to the scrutiny of a professional
adviser. Mr. Linden, I should mention, had been
for some time desirous of resigning his business in
Mincing Lane to his son, Thomas Linden, the only child
born to him by his long-since deceased wife, and of
retiring, an estated squire-arch, to the
otium
cum., or
sine dignitate, as the case might
be, of a country life; and this disposition had of
late been much quickened by daily-increasing apprehensions
of negro emancipation and revolutionary interference
with differential duties—changes which,
in conjunction with others of similar character, would
infallibly bring about that utter commercial ruin which
Mr. Linden, like every other rich and about-to-retire
merchant or tradesman whom I have ever known, constantly
prophesied to be near at hand and inevitable.
With such a gentleman the firm of Flint & Sharp had
only professional interviews, when procrastinating
or doubtful debtors required that he should put on
the screw—a process which, I have no doubt,
he would himself have confidently performed, but for
the waste of valuable time which doing so would necessarily
involve. Both Flint and myself were, however,
privately intimate with him—Flint more especially,
who had known him from boyhood—and we frequently
dined with him on a Sunday at his little box at Fulham.
Latterly, we had on these occasions met there a Mrs.
Arnold and her daughter Catherine—an apparently
amiable, and certainly very pretty and interesting
young person—to whom, Mr. Linden confidentially
informed us, his son Tom had been for some time engaged.